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HOY
10-02-2008, 05:06 PM
Sorry for the off topic post, but didn't know where to ask this, if nowhere go ahead and delete, but...........

Looking to go as a jockey this year (Yuri Yuranga:lol: ). Have found some costumes, but don't want to drop 90 on something I will wear once. Anyone have any ideas on where one could find a used jockey outfit, a reasonably priced one, anyone have one they would want to sell???

:ThmbUp:

Edit - just noticed the off topic section, but now its here and I can't move it:bang: :bang: :bang:

juanepstein
10-02-2008, 05:09 PM
just get wasted and throw some handcuffs on and say your patrick valenzuela.

onefast99
10-02-2008, 05:15 PM
Go to your local track and see if they will rent you one of the house silks for the night.

gillenr
10-02-2008, 05:49 PM
Try a rental shop. Saw a very tall guy wearing one at a party at AP.

Dave Schwartz
10-02-2008, 06:03 PM
just get wasted and throw some handcuffs on and say your patrick valenzuela.

Juano,

You have outdone yourself on this one!

:lol: :lol:


Dave

saratoga guy
10-02-2008, 06:31 PM
An internet search turned up a couple of ideas:

Standard - http://costumecraze.com/TRAD214.html?SSAID=141928

And sexy! - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B001DUS1CK/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=165793011&s=toys-and-games

cj
10-02-2008, 07:07 PM
How about this one?

http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/images/products/dg4556_xl.jpg

cj's dad
10-02-2008, 07:13 PM
Hey - I'm calling the "little woman"
How about this one?

http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/images/products/dg4556_xl.jpg

LottaKash
10-02-2008, 07:42 PM
Hey CJ, how did you get that pic of my wife ?......:rolleyes:

best,

JustRalph
10-03-2008, 12:50 AM
just get wasted and throw some handcuffs on and say your patrick valenzuela.

only two problems.............to make it authentic you are going to have to shave your whole body and carry around a ticket to LA............

joanied
10-03-2008, 01:39 PM
I won't even say a word about cj's jockey photo:p

but....just ralph...you have to promise us that you'll post a photo of you in your jockey custume...gotta be a classic:jump:
Promise?
:)

JustRalph
10-03-2008, 06:11 PM
that is something you don't want to see........... a short fat guy in a Jocks outfit............dime a dozen on the major porn sites I am sure :lol:

joanied
10-03-2008, 06:23 PM
that is something you don't want to see........... a short fat guy in a Jocks outfit............dime a dozen on the major porn sites I am sure :lol:

nah...those sites don't have any clothes:eek: ... and hey, you're short...that's a good thing for being a Halloween jockey...come on, justralph...would you deny us a good laugh at your expense;)

speldedo
10-04-2008, 12:25 PM
How about this one?

http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/images/products/dg4556_xl.jpg

I didn't notice the 10 on her arm until about the 15th time I looked at this. I would have to agree she is 10, maybe a 12!

Norm
10-05-2008, 01:59 AM
You could piece one together pretty easily. All you need is black boots, white slacks and a bright colored shirt. Add a sash to the shirt for good effect. It would help if you know someone who rides horses. If you can borrow a riding helmet and crop that would add some authenticity, or a baseball cap that matches the shirt. I think that would create the illusion without troubling to find the real thing.

Living Flame
10-08-2008, 06:44 PM
Brilliant!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:


I'm sure the other jocks have all tried this one already.