Monday morning humor

[Dave Schwartz]

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

[JustRalph]

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

yeah, but it's the slowest 41 a gallon in the world............

and gets slower after some of that booze :lol: Then you have to start measuring horizontally also.......... :lol:

[Tom]

Monday nite humor:

I signed up for "Big Brothers" last week.
It is pretty cool. Every week, they come to my house and take to ball games, bowling, movies.......