Track Announcer very careful in this race at The Fair in Sacramento

[BeatTheChalk]

I presume that he remembered the " Hoof Hearted " phenom of a few
months ago. Horse ran third but was in contention the entire race. So the
announcer was really put to the task ... :lol: :jump:


Breaking Ranks Arias Saul 118 56.40 16.20 6.40
5 Minezeno Kaenel Kyle 118 3.80 3.40
7 Splash Hit Ochoa Juan 118 :bang: :eek: :cool:

[v j stauffer]

I presume that he remembered the " Hoof Hearted " phenom of a few
months ago. Horse ran third but was in contention the entire race. So the
announcer was really put to the task ... :lol: :jump:


Breaking Ranks Arias Saul 118 56.40 16.20 6.40
5 Minezeno Kaenel Kyle 118 3.80 3.40
7 Splash Hit Ochoa Juan 118 :bang: :eek: :cool:

This post is the first the announcer even thought of it.

[46zilzal]

Hoof Hearted ran in Vancouver, another one..

Heard one that ran in Toronto years ago and got by most but the announcer who wouldn't announce York Hunt.

[bigmack]

This post is the first the announcer even thought of it.:lol::lol:

Diphthong profanity. Who knew?

[Cangamble]

nNpyWfUBaOg

[BeatTheChalk]

This post is the first the announcer even thought of it.

May I aks you something ? Ok good :eek: Did you hear the actual call of the race ? I DID AND THE GUY WAS EXTREMELY CAREFUL. :lol: :jump: :) :D :cool: :mad:
Thank you for your attention ....you are now dismissed...

[motorhead]

cunning stunt

[Hajck Hillstrom]

May I aks you something ? Ok good :eek: Did you hear the actual call of the race ? I DID AND THE GUY WAS EXTREMELY CAREFUL. :lol: :jump: :) :D :cool: :mad:
Thank you for your attention ....you are now dismissed...:D

Perhaps you do realize it, but the response to your observation was by the gentleman that actually called the race.

I'm thinking he did hear the actual call of the race..... ya muppet.

[Zman179]

May I aks you something ? Ok good :eek: Did you hear the actual call of the race ? I DID AND THE GUY WAS EXTREMELY CAREFUL. :lol: :jump: :) :D :cool: :mad:
Thank you for your attention ....you are now dismissed...

Now that's funny. That's like bragging to everyone in the room that you're the fastest runner there and willing to put $100 where your mouth is...and Usain Bolt is sitting by the bar sipping a Red Stripe.

[JustRalph]

Now that's funny. That's like bragging to everyone in the room that you're the fastest runner there and willing to put $100 where your mouth is...and Usain Bolt is sitting by the bar sipping a Red Stripe.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Hooray!!!

[banacek]

I'll never forget Fog Ducker.

[098poi]

May I aks you something ? Ok good :eek: Did you hear the actual call of the race ? I DID AND THE GUY WAS EXTREMELY CAREFUL. :lol: :jump: :) :D :cool: :mad:
Thank you for your attention ....you are now dismissed...

Key Racetrack Executives:Norbert Bartosik – General Manager
David Elliott – Director of Racing
Kate Phariss – Director of Operations
Tom Doutrich – Racing Secretary
Paymaster of Purses – Victoria Layne
Vic Stauffer – Announcer

http://www.calfairs.com/data/content/sacramento_logo.jpg

[boomman]

Now that's funny. That's like bragging to everyone in the room that you're the fastest runner there and willing to put $100 where your mouth is...and Usain Bolt is sitting by the bar sipping a Red Stripe.

Well done Z.......In this case, Vic was in the room!:lol:

Boomer

[v j stauffer]

May I aks you something ? Ok good :eek: Did you hear the actual call of the race ? I DID AND THE GUY WAS EXTREMELY CAREFUL. :lol: :jump: :) :D :cool: :mad:
Thank you for your attention ....you are now dismissed...

You know I usually take the company line on all posts. But this ia waaaaay too good.

Actually I didn't hear it.

But I did CALL it you mook.

[Tom Barrister]

You know I usually take the company line on all posts. But this ia waaaaay too good.

Actually I didn't hear it.

But I did CALL it you mook.

:lol:

Somebody didn't do any research on this one, Vic.

[Tampa Russ]

Heard one that ran in Toronto years ago and got by most but the announcer who wouldn't announce York Hunt.

I think I had the exactor...didn't Smells Fishy run 2nd?

[cj's dad]

so would someone let this east coaster in on the actual name of the horse ?

[Pace Cap'n]

so would someone let this east coaster in on the actual name of the horse ?

Splash Hit

[cj's dad]

thank you or in espanol - grassyass

[BeatTheChalk]

You know I usually take the company line on all posts. But this ia waaaaay too good.

Actually I didn't hear it.

But I did CALL it you mook.

Oh good. Now .. tell us exactlY HOW YOU CALLED IT !! Did you run the
names together ...or .. or were you careful to distinguish the names. Perhaps
you could get a tape of the call and post it here. Call me whatever name
you want ..I HEARD THE CALL ....and since YOU ARE THE CALLER ...
let's get it straight : Did you tread lightly OR NOT ?

[AlBundy33]

You know I usually take the company line on all posts. But this ia waaaaay too good.

Actually I didn't hear it.

But I did CALL it you mook.

Vic, what are trying to do.......kill me from laughing? :lol:

[OTM Al]

That has to be the all time winner for misinformed posts.

[ALostTexan]

That has to be the all time winner for misinformed posts.

If not, it is at least one of the most entertaining posts in awhile...

[BlueShoe]

Heres one that the late Lou Holloway told about 40 years ago.Seems that a horse named Harass was a late scratch.The track announcer came on the air and informed the crowd "to scratch Harass".Somehow it didnt exactly sound the way it was supposed to.

[Living Flame]

Oh my God, this is awesome!!!!:lol: :jump:

These horses need to go mess with Trevor! Why don't we get them out here?!

[BeatTheChalk]

Oh my God, this is awesome!!!!:lol: :jump:

These horses need to go mess with Trevor! Why don't we get them out here?!

Don't encourage them. Trevor has become ( IMHO ) a satire of himself. He
is adding so much fluff and air ... Oops I promised not to talk about any of
the announcers ever again. But umm, well er -- Did you ever try to listen
to Trevor call DMR and immediately hear the caller from Mountaineer ? :eek:
:lol: :cool: :blush: :eek:

[waytogo]

OK here's a couple of old Brit ones from the 80's. Dont know if you will catch these as the film title "The spy who shagged me" was not understood fully here?

Mary Hinge

and

Shy Tot.

[v j stauffer]

Oh good. Now .. tell us exactlY HOW YOU CALLED IT !! Did you run the
names together ...or .. or were you careful to distinguish the names. Perhaps
you could get a tape of the call and post it here. Call me whatever name
you want ..I HEARD THE CALL ....and since YOU ARE THE CALLER ...
let's get it straight : Did you tread lightly OR NOT ?

I'm telling you the truth. I called it Splash Hit and never even thought of the double entendre until I read your post.