Bubbles
08-09-2008, 09:54 AM
Odds CJ will throw punches at Bubbles for betting chalk: 1/2
Odds punches will hit: 20-1 ( :D )
Odds that one of the Toga Partiers will have a run-in with track security or other forms of police officers: Even money
Odds rrbauer will try to drink every beer he sees: 5/2
Odds Red Knave will bet in secret as much as he can: 3-1
Odds andicap will be made fun of for printing off CJ's in 6-point (or less!) font: 9/2
Odds PA will remark "Races are usually made for horses. This race was written for (insert journeyman rider who will be at Penn National in two weeks)": 8-1
Odds BillW will make more money betting the "Pass" horse than half the tent will betting the others: 12-1
Over-under on mentions of the word "degenerate": 50
Over-under on times Toga Partiers are quoted saying "TURN OFF THE DAMN CAMERA!!!" when Bubbles zooms in: 8
Over-under on how many times we discuss how much we're looking forward to next year: No point; it'll go over no matter what the number is.
Have fun, guys. See y'all Monday!
Odds punches will hit: 20-1 ( :D )
Odds that one of the Toga Partiers will have a run-in with track security or other forms of police officers: Even money
Odds rrbauer will try to drink every beer he sees: 5/2
Odds Red Knave will bet in secret as much as he can: 3-1
Odds andicap will be made fun of for printing off CJ's in 6-point (or less!) font: 9/2
Odds PA will remark "Races are usually made for horses. This race was written for (insert journeyman rider who will be at Penn National in two weeks)": 8-1
Odds BillW will make more money betting the "Pass" horse than half the tent will betting the others: 12-1
Over-under on mentions of the word "degenerate": 50
Over-under on times Toga Partiers are quoted saying "TURN OFF THE DAMN CAMERA!!!" when Bubbles zooms in: 8
Over-under on how many times we discuss how much we're looking forward to next year: No point; it'll go over no matter what the number is.
Have fun, guys. See y'all Monday!