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RichieP
08-05-2008, 07:34 AM
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers..... They panhandle on different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but only collects $2 to $3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'

Jose says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'



Carlos sign reads :'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'



Jose says 'No wonder you only get $2-$3 dollars.'

Carlos says 'So what does your sign say?'



Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads:

' I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico.'

MEC
08-05-2008, 09:19 AM
I'll put up a double sawbuck, send em both back ! :D