IRISHLADSTABLE
07-30-2008, 02:10 PM
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on:
The first surgeon from New York says, "I like to see Accountants on
my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside
is numbered."
The second surgeon from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you should
try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon from Dallas says, "No, I really think Librarians
are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in, "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine; plus the
head and the ass are interchangeable. "
patients to operate on:
The first surgeon from New York says, "I like to see Accountants on
my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside
is numbered."
The second surgeon from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you should
try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon from Dallas says, "No, I really think Librarians
are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in, "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine; plus the
head and the ass are interchangeable. "