Pop Quiz

[Tee]

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend ... except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

NO CHEATING PLEASE!!

[Steve 'StatMan']

1) Open the door and tell the giraffe to go inside.

2) You can't. There is a giraffe in there.

3) The giraffe doesn't attend. He's stuck inside the refrigerator.

4) Take the bridge.


By the way, what should you do if you come across an elephant?

Wipe it off!

[Dave Schwartz]

Steve,

Groan!

[toetoe]

PA,

Until such time as a "mom quiz" should be established, please lock down this exclusionary, insensitive thread.

[Pace Cap'n]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?





Big holes all over Australia.

[Tom]

Steve, that is thinking outside the "ice" box! :D

Try this one.
How do you get down off an elephant?

[ezrabrooks]

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend ... except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

NO CHEATING PLEASE!!

#4 No problem..just cross on the day of the animal conference...since that is where the crocs will be.

[Tee]

Correct!!

#4 No problem..just cross on the day of the animal conference...since that is where the crocs will be.

[Tee]

1) Open the door and tell the giraffe to go inside.

2) You can't. There is a giraffe in there.

3) The giraffe doesn't attend. He's stuck inside the refrigerator.

4) Take the bridge.


By the way, what should you do if you come across an elephant?

Wipe it off!

1) Very, very close.
2) Empty the fridge & continue.
3) Right idea, wrong animal. ;)
4) Who suddenly built a bridge? :)

[Tee]

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend ... except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


I'm sure everyone has been anxiously waiting for the rest of the answers. :)

1) Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

2) Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

3) The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

Finally as answered by ezrabrooks,

4) You jump into the river and swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting.

[ldiatone]

whats the difference between an orange?
and how many "turtles" are out there? if you are a turtle, what are the four questions one must answer?
1? is.. what do women do sitting down, Men do standing up and dogs do with one leg in the air?
ldiatone
PS oh you gutter minds!

[toetoe]

You betcher sweet @$$ I am. :kiss:

[ldiatone]

You betcher sweet @$$ I am. :kiss:
yes sir Mr. ToeToe! remember the Questions? i remember 2 can't recall the other 2 but it will come to me.
ldiatone

[Pace Cap'n]

what do women do sitting down, Men do standing up and dogs do with one leg in the air?

Shake hands.

[DJofSD]

(1) What's a four letter word for intercourse?

(2) What starts with "F" and ends in "UCK"?

[michiken]

(1) What's a four letter word for intercourse?

(2) What starts with "F" and ends in "UCK"?

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