RichieP
07-14-2008, 03:07 AM
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.
>> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along well until one
>> day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
>> divorce for him.
>> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
>> circumstances, and asked the following questions:
>> Have you any grounds? Yes, acre and half with nice home.
>> No, I mean what is the foundation? It made of concrete.
>> I don't think you understand.
>> Do either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport.
>> I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations in Poland.
>> Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
>> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
>> Does your wife beat you up?
>> No, I always up before her.
>> Is your wife a nagger?
>> No, she white.
>> Why do you want this divorce?
>> She going to kill me.
>> What makes you think that?
>> I got proof.
>> What kind of pr oof?
>> She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
>> in bathroom. I can read. It say: 'Polish Remover.'
>> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along well until one
>> day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
>> divorce for him.
>> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
>> circumstances, and asked the following questions:
>> Have you any grounds? Yes, acre and half with nice home.
>> No, I mean what is the foundation? It made of concrete.
>> I don't think you understand.
>> Do either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport.
>> I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations in Poland.
>> Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
>> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
>> Does your wife beat you up?
>> No, I always up before her.
>> Is your wife a nagger?
>> No, she white.
>> Why do you want this divorce?
>> She going to kill me.
>> What makes you think that?
>> I got proof.
>> What kind of pr oof?
>> She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
>> in bathroom. I can read. It say: 'Polish Remover.'