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RichieP
07-14-2008, 03:07 AM
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.

>> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along well until one

>> day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a

>> divorce for him.

>> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the

>> circumstances, and asked the following questions:

>> Have you any grounds? Yes, acre and half with nice home.

>> No, I mean what is the foundation? It made of concrete.

>> I don't think you understand.

>> Do either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport.

>> I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations in Poland.

>> Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

>> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

>> Does your wife beat you up?

>> No, I always up before her.

>> Is your wife a nagger?

>> No, she white.

>> Why do you want this divorce?

>> She going to kill me.

>> What makes you think that?

>> I got proof.

>> What kind of pr oof?

>> She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf

>> in bathroom. I can read. It say: 'Polish Remover.'

boomman
07-14-2008, 08:32 AM
Good one Richie!!!:lol:

Boomer

toetoe
07-14-2008, 02:02 PM
:lol: .
When he dropped his groceries in a fall during a rainstorm, I bet he swore, "Cheese and rice ... got all muddy."