midnight
02-28-2003, 04:56 PM
(Note: In case anybody just fell off the boat, the following is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously)
Yes, that's right. I'm going to market a system at Our-PM, which I proudly refer to as "Midnight's LuLu system." This system spots more longshots than you could possibly believe! It will pick you winner after winner and net you a fantastic ROI! It's easy to use. In fact, you only have to remember two rules! The system would be a bargain at $1,000, but I'm going to sell it for a mere $45.
Since I know that you guys are all honest, I'm going to post the system right here for everybody to see. I trust all of you to send me $45 once you've gotten rich from it.
Here is ths system:
1) Ignore all steeplechase races of a mile or less in distance, races with 20 or more first time starters, races with purses of over $20,000,000, and races carded exclusively for horses 10 years old and up.
2) Play any horse whose name begins with "Lu".
And that's it! Simple, yet effective.
What's that? You say you want proof.
I'm not going to post a full workout, but here's a 45+ day workout, based on my HTR database of all North American tracks except Fonner Park and Blue Ribbon Downs from January 10th through February 25th.
Plays: 242
Winners: 39
Win Pct: 16.1%
ROI: 1.14
Yes sir: a 15% profit on your money! Now don't forget to send me the $45 once you get rich. My address is:
Our PM
1234 Sucker Lane
Anyfool, MN 55427
The purpose of all that? To show you that any system---even an obviously random one---can hit reasonable winners and a good ROI over an extended period. I'm sure that if an HTR user with a bigger database than mine gave this "system" a more extended workout, it'd show a nice fat loss.
Yes, that's right. I'm going to market a system at Our-PM, which I proudly refer to as "Midnight's LuLu system." This system spots more longshots than you could possibly believe! It will pick you winner after winner and net you a fantastic ROI! It's easy to use. In fact, you only have to remember two rules! The system would be a bargain at $1,000, but I'm going to sell it for a mere $45.
Since I know that you guys are all honest, I'm going to post the system right here for everybody to see. I trust all of you to send me $45 once you've gotten rich from it.
Here is ths system:
1) Ignore all steeplechase races of a mile or less in distance, races with 20 or more first time starters, races with purses of over $20,000,000, and races carded exclusively for horses 10 years old and up.
2) Play any horse whose name begins with "Lu".
And that's it! Simple, yet effective.
What's that? You say you want proof.
I'm not going to post a full workout, but here's a 45+ day workout, based on my HTR database of all North American tracks except Fonner Park and Blue Ribbon Downs from January 10th through February 25th.
Plays: 242
Winners: 39
Win Pct: 16.1%
ROI: 1.14
Yes sir: a 15% profit on your money! Now don't forget to send me the $45 once you get rich. My address is:
Our PM
1234 Sucker Lane
Anyfool, MN 55427
The purpose of all that? To show you that any system---even an obviously random one---can hit reasonable winners and a good ROI over an extended period. I'm sure that if an HTR user with a bigger database than mine gave this "system" a more extended workout, it'd show a nice fat loss.