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bill
06-17-2008, 02:47 PM
*Garfield** on the oil crisis*

*A lot of folks can't understand how we came* *to have an oil shortage here in our country.*


Well, there's a very simple answer.*


Nobody bothered to check the oil.*


We just didn't know we were getting low.*

The reason for that is purely geographical.*


Our OIL is located in:

ALASKA*

California*
Coastal Florida*
Coastal Louisiana*
Wyoming*
Colorado*
Kansas*
Oklahoma*
Pennsylvania*
and*
Texas*





Our dipsticks are located in DC*

Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.*

Dave Schwartz
06-17-2008, 03:31 PM
Excellent!