bill
06-17-2008, 02:47 PM
*Garfield** on the oil crisis*
*A lot of folks can't understand how we came* *to have an oil shortage here in our country.*
Well, there's a very simple answer.*
Nobody bothered to check the oil.*
We just didn't know we were getting low.*
The reason for that is purely geographical.*
Our OIL is located in:
ALASKA*
California*
Coastal Florida*
Coastal Louisiana*
Wyoming*
Colorado*
Kansas*
Oklahoma*
Pennsylvania*
and*
Texas*
Our dipsticks are located in DC*
Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.*
*A lot of folks can't understand how we came* *to have an oil shortage here in our country.*
Well, there's a very simple answer.*
Nobody bothered to check the oil.*
We just didn't know we were getting low.*
The reason for that is purely geographical.*
Our OIL is located in:
ALASKA*
California*
Coastal Florida*
Coastal Louisiana*
Wyoming*
Colorado*
Kansas*
Oklahoma*
Pennsylvania*
and*
Texas*
Our dipsticks are located in DC*
Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.*