Dave Schwartz
05-29-2008, 11:34 AM
Catchy title for this thread, don't you think? Then again, some people would say that 'ol Hill' is no laughing matter. Nevertheless, I like this one.
After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening,
Hillary Clinton went to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered
grave news. 'There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death
this year just after you lose the election.'
Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary. Hillary stared
back at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then
down at her shaking hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She
looked back, deep into the fortune tellers gaze, steadied her voice, and
asked her the big question: 'Will I be acquitted?'
After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening,
Hillary Clinton went to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered
grave news. 'There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death
this year just after you lose the election.'
Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary. Hillary stared
back at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then
down at her shaking hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She
looked back, deep into the fortune tellers gaze, steadied her voice, and
asked her the big question: 'Will I be acquitted?'