chickenhead
05-12-2008, 04:08 PM
the crack lady that runs the register at the local gas station to me yesterday after looking at my credit card:
CrackLady: "They sure do have a lot of designs for these cards now, this ones weird. They wouldn't let me rent a car last year cause I don't have one."
Me: "That's too bad."
CrackLady: "You got an odd name. Your parents from down south?"
Me: {thinking} Los Angeles?
Me: "Nope, they're from around here. Just wanted to be different I guess."
CrackLady: "Cause that's like, that's the capital of South Virginia, ain't it?"
Me: {thinking} You stupid crack whore. Why do you even think you should be speaking. Just give me back my card.
Me: "Yeah, something like that. Maybe West Carolina."
CrackLady: "They sure do have a lot of designs for these cards now, this ones weird. They wouldn't let me rent a car last year cause I don't have one."
Me: "That's too bad."
CrackLady: "You got an odd name. Your parents from down south?"
Me: {thinking} Los Angeles?
Me: "Nope, they're from around here. Just wanted to be different I guess."
CrackLady: "Cause that's like, that's the capital of South Virginia, ain't it?"
Me: {thinking} You stupid crack whore. Why do you even think you should be speaking. Just give me back my card.
Me: "Yeah, something like that. Maybe West Carolina."