Prison vs. work

[shanta]

@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell



@ PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for


@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games


@ PRISON
You get your own toilet


@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit


@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required


@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out


@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

[shanta]

@ WORK
You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle


@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it

@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work

@ WORK
You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself


@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family

@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
(I'll drink to that)

@ WORK
They're called "managers"

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY
WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.

[GaryG]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[riskman]

If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

[Dave Schwartz]

As "cousin Vinnie" said, "Let me see. Get an ass-kicking from you or kick your ass and get $200. I think I'll take the $200."

Job for me, thanks.


Dave

[jballscalls]

while you do get all those lovely freebies in Prison, dont forget the constant worry of gang rape, getting your ass kicked, or worse yet, eating the food each day.

i'll take a job as well.

[Valuist]

while you do get all those lovely freebies in Prison, dont forget the constant worry of gang rape, getting your ass kicked, or worse yet, eating the food each day.

i'll take a job as well.

Sometimes a bad day at work feels like the aforementioned gang rape or ass kicking.

[jballscalls]

Sometimes a bad day at work feels like the aforementioned gang rape or ass kicking.

depends on the job i guess!!

[Steve 'StatMan']

Sometimes a bad day at work feels like the aforementioned gang rape or ass kicking.

May I suggest getting yourself a better chair?