Name The Thoroughbred

[northerndancer]

The goal of this thread is to determine how creative the flock can be......

The rules are simple:

1. Generate a name for hypothetical thoroughbred;

2. Name can not be in use;

3. Name can not use more than 18 characters including spaces;

4. Name can not be deemed vulgar or copyright;

Lets see the imaginative names that this group can come up with....

[BillW]

Name registry lookup ...

https://www.registry.jockeyclub.com/registry.cfm?page=namesrch&rand=813&init=&CFID=3911995&CFTOKEN=90592297

[kyle2227]

I'm not sure if this name is currently in use or not but here goes: Stewards Inquiry.

[Jeff P]

Mytrainersacheetah

-jp

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[DrunkenHorseplayer]

DrunkenHorseplayer.

[MakinItHappen]

Hoof Hearted :eek:

[JustRalph]

heyheyralphieboy

[Tom Barrister]

Kay Fay Bea

[kenwoodallpromos]

Rubbertracker.
Slotspursewer.

[YokohamaMary]

taxophobia
deductophilia

[rrpic6]

Magnasapennystock
Osamabinforgotten
Recently Gelded

RR

[098poi]

Pace Advantage

[Bruddah]

Smile at the wire

Purse Snatcha

Bred Winnah

[098poi]

Hoof Hearted :eek:

I posted this once, check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM&mode=related&search

[TEJAS KIDD]

pinheads duel

[Robert Fischer]

fictional
Cash Out
Whale

dream
Hard Spun x Hasili = "Hard Rock Cafe"

[Bobzilla]

"Mad About You" was a comedy series back in the 90s starring Helen Hunt and Paul Reiser. One day this young urban couple head out to the track and decide to make a wager on a horse whose unfortuante name symbolizes in many ways the general population's narrow perspective on racing. The horse's name was:

Abouttobeglue

[DanG]

Doesafishwakeupwet

http://www.cs.princeton.edu/%7Eaahobor/Lucy-Day/Images/Covers-50/When-Do-Fish-Sleep.jpg

[TEJAS KIDD]

There was an APPALOOSA horse 20 or so years ago. He was bred by a college vet program using artificial insimination(spelling?)
His name was
NO FUN SON

[JimG]

Getoffmepinhead

[Cangamble]

Abolish It

[njcurveball]

GainnnningGrounnnd

[QuarterCrack]

Origami Mudflap

Stumpy McStump

Plague

Square Hooters

Chocolate Cake

Skimthepudding

[shanta]

Darutysfulladooty

[onefast99]

lostmyticket

leftmyvoucher

nomoreatmcash

betthemortgage

ihatemyowner

nomoresteroids

thisjockeystinks

stophittingme

okilostagain

imninetytoone

irunforfun

ihatethegate

wherearethechix

[stu]

another fictional pair:

Greatness x Better Than Honour

yields

BetterThnGreatness or BetterThanGreatnes or BettrThanGreatness

drop your least favorite letter

[oddsmaven]

Overahundredyears

[chickenhead]

runlikeamule

anchorthrower

[Marshall Bennett]

Getoffmyback

[Cangamble]

Lowerthetakeout

[chickenhead]

thisaintdaponyride

heldlastout

yougotpunked

yaomingslovechild

[BombsAway Bob]

FuzzzBucket

[chickenhead]

MullinsMullet

[GaryG]

Mescaline Magic

[Marshall Bennett]

Runslikeanolwoman
Standnthagatenwait
Lookslikealoser
Awasteofpace
Boltateveryturn
Offtothecircus
Loadmelastplezz
Whipmeharder
Suddendismount
syntheticloser
MedicareMama

[Pace Cap'n]

Testingonetwo

Chick--not bad with the Yao Ming

[john del riccio]

Whatatukis

[Kelso]

thisjockeystinks

:lol:




stophittingme

:ThmbUp: :ThmbUp:

[GaryG]

Horizontal Bop

[Kelso]

Stupid Flanders (never fails to crack me up when Homer mutters that)

Past Post Or Pass

HaminaHaminaHamina (Ralph agrees?)

Seal The Border

Onehunglow

Whogoosedthemoose

Antlersinthetrees

I Didn't Do It

With That Woman

[chickenhead]

johnhenrysjunk

[jotb]

Lettucebyahead or ciliabyanose


Joe

[TEJAS KIDD]

Shredtheevidence
Sofa King Crazy


There was a QH named
TIHSWA AWSHIT backwards
MIKE HUNT whose name was forced to be changed to MICHAEL HUNT
both true stories.

[Wickel]

I Gave It To You

[Marlin]

Stupid Flanders (never fails to crack me up when Homer mutters that)



Any Simpson name is sweet.

I always wanted somebody to name one "My Face". So all the girls could yell "Come On My Face!!!":)

[YokohamaMary]

YourRat

[Marshall Bennett]

Herescrapnyourface ( synthetic horse of the year )

[098poi]

FuzzzBucket

How about Fuzz Bottom

[ex21940]

Fourtwentyfriendly

[JWBurnie]

pp five one doodoo

Call that one down the lane.

[46zilzal]

A popular gelding I always liked was Ballyragget. Sounds a bit like a frog chirping.

[Dan Montilion]

Names I would like to hear announcers call...

Man I'm Terrible

I Need A New Job

Man I Do Stink

I Can't Call

Calling Durkin

I Have No Clue

Who's In Front

Please Get Wrona

What Was That

Who's Inside

Who's Outside

What Is He Doing

What Is She Doing

[GaryG]

In the 9th at Tampa on Friday: RUN LIKE HAIL. Looks pretty good too.

[Track Collector]

Polybegone or Cushionbegone

May run at SA meet soon. :)

[MONEY]

Maximum Flow
Iamnotacrook
Nucularweapon
Phatmuddyflocker

[YokohamaMary]

Shivmyex

[HuggingTheRail]

OopsTurnedRight

HeWeighsTwoTen

NotsickJusthorse

[facorsig]

Scratched

"Ladies and gentlemen, please note a late program change. Entry number one, Scratched, is not really scratched, that's just his name."

[MakinItHappen]

My Nutz

"Ladies and gentlemen, a late program change. Please scratch My Nutz in the Fifth Race." :eek:

[betchatoo]

Don'tbetonme
Slowasmolasses
I'dratherwalk
I'measynotfast

[Marshall Bennett]

Postparademortem is a late scratch !!!

[TEJAS KIDD]

AFATMANUPAHILL

And they're not going to beat AFATMANUPAHILL today!!!

or
THEFATLADYISINGING

MAIT CHIAS

Ladies and Gentleman, In todays 5th race, Please scratch MAIT CHIAS

[2low]

Dontvanmebro

or

Dontvanmebro Aaaah

I'm certain there will be a Donttazemebro or something similar in two years.

[stuball]

Overweightjock


Stuball :lol: :lol:

[devilsbag]

colt: Hung Like a Human

filly: Whip Me Baby



Heart On made it to the entry box many years ago, but they were forced to change the name before he started.

[098poi]

Britney's Booty from behind!

[WeirdWilly]

Windedgeezer

Tizalongtime

Secretarionlap

Seattle Slow

[TEJAS KIDD]

NUTZAPPER

Ran one time at DMR and was forced to change name

Now races as GUTS

[HUSKER55]

HOW ABOUT:


QUIKBLOWINMYEAR
KISSMERUNNING
IVEJUSTBEGUNTORACE

AND THEN THERE IS THE HORSE I PROBABLY BET ON:

LORDAMITIREDOFTHIS

:D

[Kelso]

Seattle Slow

:D

[098poi]

Originally Posted by WeirdWilly
Seattle Slow

One of the better ones.:lol:

[phatbastard]

HealthcareforAll

[maxwell]

No idea if these are actual names :

Country Cactus

Crystal Fountain

Crystal Diamond

There's tons of neat names hidden in the captions of newspaper articles!

Brooklyn Bar

Cultural Collision

Granny Knew Best

Towering Trouble

Moral Grit

Rocket Ride

Fear Factor

Take A Number

Sound Approach

On and on it goes. :)

[WeirdWilly]

Dedicated Turf Racer:

nocushionforpushin

[witchdoctor]

Dedicated Turf Racer:

nocushionforpushin


Another name for a turf horse.

Willie Nelson
He is better when he is on grass. :cool:

[thespaah]

GainnnningGrounnnd
That would be a spoof on Bataglia's calling style...Correct?

[thespaah]

The goal of this thread is to determine how creative the flock can be......

The rules are simple:

1. Generate a name for hypothetical thoroughbred;

2. Name can not be in use;

3. Name can not use more than 18 characters including spaces;

4. Name can not be deemed vulgar or copyright;

Lets see the imaginative names that this group can come up with....
"pianoonhisback"
"plywoodtailgate"
"tearupmytix"
these are some upbeat names..
"the express"
"fundmyaccount"
'firstatthewire"

[ralph_the_cat]

Heres a list of names we can give an Indiana Breeder...
Keep the names to one sire or mare... :cool:

Hoosier Daddy

Hoosier Jockey

Hoosier Owner

Hoosier Doctor

Hoosier Booky

Hoosier Girlfriend

Hoosier Therapist

Hoosier Dentist

Hoosier Mechanic

Hoosier Horse

Hoosier Neighbor

Hoosier Vet

Hoosier Garbageman :sleeping:

And the final one...

Hoosier Gynecologist :eek:

lmao... :ThmbUp: or :ThmbDown:

[HuggingTheRail]

Youbetonmehahaha

YCantIbeontop

Cantrun Feetdirty

[superfecta]

Therentmoney
or
Thanagubeton
and
Iwett mypantz

all these just to see how many cliches sound funny

[parshooter]

sexytear-E-ache

to bring back memories
;)

[northerndancer]

Some excellent and creative names..... what I am most surprised about is the following:

1. The use of one word names

2. A lot of the names tend to be wagering related

Keep them coming.......

[asH]

The rules are simple:

1. Generate a name for hypothetical thoroughbred;

2. Name can not be in use;

3. Name can not use more than 18 characters including spaces;

4. Name can not be deemed vulgar or copyright;

Lets see the imaginative names that this group can come up with....



does this this hypothetical horse have a hypothetical pedigree?

Iniminimeanimo

asH

[thespaah]

Heres a list of names we can give an Indiana Breeder...
Keep the names to one sire or mare... :cool:

Hoosier Daddy

Hoosier Jockey

Hoosier Owner

Hoosier Doctor

Hoosier Booky

Hoosier Girlfriend

Hoosier Therapist

Hoosier Dentist

Hoosier Mechanic

Hoosier Horse

Hoosier Neighbor

Hoosier Vet

Hoosier Garbageman :sleeping:

And the final one...

Hoosier Gynecologist :eek:

lmao... :ThmbUp: or :ThmbDown:
For those in need....Hoosier Attorney