Tee
12-05-2007, 01:06 AM
This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he
said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the
whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We
Gather at the River."
Keep spreading the Cheer until next year.
See you at the river.
Come thirsty leave happy.
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he
said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the
whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We
Gather at the River."
Keep spreading the Cheer until next year.
See you at the river.
Come thirsty leave happy.