In Dire Need of Shotguns......again

[JustRalph]

This is the 3rd story in so many years, where a Monkey attack has cost someone their life...........all three I believe were in New Delhi..........

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/10/21/asia/AS-GEN-India-Monkey-Menace.php


These people are in more dire need of shotguns than any place on the planet :lol: Check out the teeth............

http://kalyanvarma.net/photography/images/brt_exalpha_male_233.jpg

[46zilzal]

ANY chance to pull out that concealed weapon!!!

[betchatoo]

ANY chance to pull out that concealed weapon!!!
You gotta have big pants or a long coat to conceal a shotgun.

Is that a shotgun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[46zilzal]

You gotta have big pants or a long coat to conceal a shotgun.

Is that a shotgun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
wrong source to my comment......

[Tom]

Don't mess with us monkeys.
Some of us can fly, you know!

[kenwoodallpromos]

"Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs — a larger and fiercer kind of monkey — to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists"
"Their diet is catholic with a wide variety of foods including fruits, grains, veggies, insects, leaves, shoots, fish and shellfish being relished. Crop raiding and other forms of stealing from humans may form over 90% of their diet".
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"The langur monkey is called ''leaf monkeys'' because they eat chiefly leaves. There large stomach and intestines of these monkey give them potbellied appearance."
Real scary!!

[Gibbon]

This is the 3rd story in so many years, where a Monkey attack has cost someone their life......dire need of shotguns.... Since we humans evolved from monkeys, wouldn't killing our great grandpa
constitute murder?

[Tom]

"...Their diet is catholic... "
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YIKES!
I'm Catholic! :eek::eek::eek:

[kenwoodallpromos]

I suggest paintballs with itching powder included!!

[Overlay]

"Their diet is catholic with a wide variety of foods including...fish."

I assume that would be on Friday.

[Tom]

Hey Ralph.....the only solution to this problem is to negotiate with the monkeys. Send Pelosi over. :lol:

[hcap]

Hey Ralph.....the only solution to this problem is to negotiate with the monkeys. Send Pelosi over. :lol:Nuke 'em. How do we know their not Islamo-fascists jihaders?

New Delhi? I bet a good number are Muslims.
Btw Tom, how do we know all monkeys are not terrorists? Planning to use nukes on innocent civilians? :rolleyes:

[JustRalph]

I say the citizens should immediately pull out and leave the city to the insurgents and let them fight it out among themselves...........it's a no win situation and eventually the Gorilla's will settle it for them.

Chuck Heston could get it done..........

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_8892~Planet-of-the-Apes-Posters.jpg

[PaceAdvantage]

ANY chance to pull out that concealed weapon!!!Yeah, law-abiding folks with guns are just going around shooting everything in site....it's a well proven fact....

Grow up.

[Tom]

The monkeys have been rehabilitated.
Problem solved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Y-_JAjAwE

[shanta]

The monkeys have been rehabilitated.
Problem solved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Y-_JAjAwE

:lol: :lol:

[JustRalph]

More Monkey Business...............


http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/national_world/stories/2007/11/12/india.html

[Hosshead]

Instead of buckshot, how about a HotShot ?
http://www.wholesalemidwest.com/electric_prods.htm

[JustRalph]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071113065725.yech1gw9&show_article=1&image=large

As police we're not experts in dealing with monkeys. We can deal with mad bulls but monkeys are more difficult," he said.

Along with an estimated 35,000 sacred cows and buffaloes that roam free in the capital, marauding monkeys have been longstanding pests.

They routinely scamper through government offices, courts and even police stations and hospitals as well as terrorise neighbourhoods.

~more at the link~

http://img.breitbart.com/images/2007/11/12/071113065725.yech1gw9/SGE.TXU93.131107065934.photo02.photo.jpg

[ddog]

Since we humans evolved from monkeys, wouldn't killing our great grandpa
constitute murder?


not if we issue the monkeys handguns first!
I would pay to see that.

[JustRalph]

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/7985.html

[Steve 'StatMan']

Cripes! If they can't or won't take action to defend themselves and control mere monkeys in the own country, they get everything the deserve! Sheesh. Monkeys coming into peoples windows and homes, stealing their food from the refrigerator. Saps. Country run & ruled by total saps.

[Tom]

We are not to be taken lightly........or messed with!