Miss Bitch

[GR1@HTR]

And other reality shows to come...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=597&u=/nm/20030106/tv_nm/television_fox_dc_1&printer=1

[sq764]

I gave up when I noticed the Animal Planet made a reality show out of dog owners..

Nothing is sacred anymore..

ALTHOUGH, with this new bachelorette show, as well as the Real World, my wife is glued to the tv for 2-3 hours straight.. This prime time to sit out in the living room with the laptop and watch 2-3 hours of racing..

[fmazur]

The only realty show I enjoy is my horse crossing the wire 1st. I never did understand why these shows took off, but then again I hated the soap opera shows too, i.e. Dallas--Melrose Place, etc. I guess there is no accounting for taste, or perhaps different strokes for different folks.

[Derek2U]

My babe hates Tv but she reads all the time so she can amuse
herself for hours. Im gonna buy 50 books at least. But she talks
too much when she's over my apt and when she reads something
interesting shes got this urge to share her thoughts. Any ideas
on how I can deter her yapping when I'm playing races ... all this
in prep for when I give up my freedom.

[Doug]

DEREK2U,

Ever see the movie Jackie Brown?

If not you should.

Doug

[Lindsay]

Derek wrote: " Any ideas
on how I can deter her yapping when I'm playing races ..."

Read Fastracehorse's adjusted-Beyer posts to her until she jumps out the window.

[sq764]

Derek, get her a hobby.. My wife bowls once a week, goes to dinner with her mom another, and sells jewelry 2-3 times a month (which requires parties)..

That is about 10-12 days a month I am free to sit on my couch with the dog and bet and get loaded in peace..

[Suff]

The sure fire way to get people to stop talking to you is being stupid. This guy at work is always trying to show how smart he is to everyone. This was the last conversation I had with him.


He asked me: You think Dick Cheney is really running the show

I replied: Who's Dick Cheney?

He said: he's the Vice-president

I said: OH yeah .....I thought he was the president?

He said: No George Bush is the president

I said: Still?


He has'nt talked to me since. Thinks I'm too dumb for him. Just the way I like it.

[MarylandPaul@HSH]

Originally posted by sq764

ALTHOUGH, with this new bachelorette show, as well as the Real World, my wife is glued to the tv for 2-3 hours straight.. This prime time to sit out in the living room with the laptop and watch 2-3 hours of racing..

Tony Kornheiser on ESPN described that new bachelorette show perfectly: "One girl, 25 guys....it's a bad party"

MP

[fmazur]

Derek2u,

I send my wife to the casino with a ton of nickels and put her in front of a video poker machine. This has worked well for the last 5 years.


Sufferindowns,

I like your post. What you did was inspired. I only wish I had thought of something like that years ago, but I will certainly be doing so from now on.

[Derek2U]

Guys TY for the tips on how to muzzle the little woman ..hehe ..
& I haven't seen Jackie Brown but I will rent it; sometime
ago some1 told me to rent the Krays but its outta print. And,
I did print out Fast's 25 pages on his Beyer Adjustments and
I got them ready if needed, but that's really cruel stuff. Thanks
Keilan for suggesting shooting blow darts at shopping malls but
we live in Manhattan & there aren't any malls yet.

[Doug]

DEREK2U,

Jackie Brown is an excellent Quentin Tarentino flick.

Samuel L. Jackson-Robert Deniro. Lots of bad language.

Deniro pretty much has a no nonsense way of dealing with a woman who talks too much.

Hope you enjoy it when you rent it.

Doug

[Derek2U]

OMG ... hehe .. i got a deniro story sorta. i wanted to eat
at the Tribeca Grill in manhattan so i booked it for 4 of us &
got there w/ my pals & was told that they didnt have my
reservation. so i said "F... whaTS up? did U give my table to
some celebrity or R U just dis-organized?" she said.. hey sugahhhhh u wanna complain to my boss and I said HELL Yeah.
And ... Bjesus Mr D comes to the desk & said to me (w/ a smile) Is there a Problem? i said NO nothing that a free round of drinks at the bar couldnt solve ... hehe ... later i explaind the real situation & i got a re-booking & we all had like 5 drinks on him. after that, i became a true fan. (only a few months later i found
out the real reason why HE was sooo nice to me.)

[GR1@HTR]

That was the worst TV I have ever seen...To bad the giraffe pulled his hammy in the 100 yard dash...

[PaceAdvantage]

Yeah, but we watched it, didn't we???? LOL ;)

[GR1@HTR]

Yeah, my stone cold lock for the day was the chimp...I didn't think there was any way the navy seal was going to beat the chimp through the obstacle course. The chimp had quickness, agility, superior rope climbing and rope swinging ability...Maybe he was an overconfident primate? He sure was cocky posing after crossing the finish line. Bottom line, the chimp choked...

[Tom]

Originally posted by Sufferindowns
The sure fire way to get people to stop talking to you is being stupid.....
He has'nt talked to me since. Thinks I'm too dumb for him. Just the way I like it.

Along those same lines, whnever someone wants you to do something, screw it up royally. They will never ask you again.