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toetoe
09-23-2007, 01:14 PM
Hawthorne, race 8:

Double from (8) Sole of the City to (6) Classic Strike. Now, fair pay is between $10 and $12 (?), so my greedy self wants $20.
toetoe
09-23-2007, 05:59 PM
Far be it from me to accuse E.T. Baird of throwing a race. No, my charge is criminal incompetence. :mad:
bigmack
09-23-2007, 07:39 PM
Far be it from me to accuse E.T. Baird of throwing a race. No, my charge is criminal incompetence. :mad:
E.T. has decided to forgo his call home and has instead phoned his attorney towards a libel suit against one Mr. ToeToe. (the party of the first part)

http://www.daretodreamstable.com/images/etbaird%20on%20nicole%20small.jpg
PaceAdvantage
09-23-2007, 07:44 PM
E.T. has decided to forgo his call home and has instead phoned his attorney towards a libel suit against one Mr. ToeToe. (the party of the first part)For calling someone incompetent?
bigmack
09-23-2007, 07:50 PM
For calling someone incompetent?
Illinois law stipulates that calling someone incompetent is grounds for a libel suit as law was passed by the venomous Dan Rostenkowski as legions of citizens called him incompetent following his postage stamps for cash fiasco.

(it's all a terrible joke)
toetoe
09-23-2007, 07:58 PM
Mr. Baird beat my horse in the next race. Isn't that enough ?

Rosty was incompetent, irrelevant AND immaterial, Your Honor. :mad: