Dave Schwartz- Manual!!!XXX???

[Maxspa]

All,
I read this unbelievable passage on Dave's BBS this morning!

I AM WRITING A MANUAL!!!!!!!

Can you believe it????

Maxspa

P.s. There is a new HSH upgrade!

[JimG]

All,
I read this unbelievable passage on Dave's BBS this morning!

I AM WRITING A MANUAL!!!!!!!

Can you believe it????

Maxspa

P.s. There is a new HSH upgrade!

Maxspa,

It's kinda warm here for April 1st. I need to adjust my calendar.

Jim

[lsbets]

Dave has a sense of humor, so I can imagine the table of contents:

HSH User Manual

Chapter I - Watch the videos
Chapter II - Use the BBS
Chaper III - Call me

dave - is it true? Its been too long since I've said hi, how have you been?

[Dave Schwartz]

Sure Jim,

Laugh now. I am just approaching the 100-page mark. At this rate it will go well beyond the 500 pages I predicted.

Dave

[Dave Schwartz]

Jeff,

I am fine. How goes the coffee biz?

Chapter I - Watch the videos
Chapter II - Use the BBS
Chaper III - Call me

BTW, I am not crazy about chapter III. :lol:


Dave

[RonTiller]

Dave,

I guess that really was a pig flying by the office this morning. Look on the bright side - you can now redistribute all the videos as 5 second clips, with you staring blankly at the camera saying "Read the manual!" Plus, at 500+ pages, I would add on an additional "handling" fee.

Ron Tiller
HDW
(Avid reader of manuals)

[Dave Schwartz]

Ron,

(Avid reader of manuals)

If you were an avid writer of manuals I'd invite you to write this $#%^%$#% thing.


Dave

[lsbets]

Jeff,

I am fine. How goes the coffee biz?



BTW, I am not crazy about chapter III. :lol:


Dave

Its great Dave. We have a new store opening two weeks from tomorrow and another one opening in February, so I've had no time to handicap at all. Despite how busy I am, I'd bet its a lot more fun than organizing all those years of your madness into one, comprehensive manual. :)

[Dave Schwartz]

Here is a link to what I have done this far. I would say I am at about 20%.

http://www.practicalhandicapping.com/desktop/H5manual/

[Gibbon]

Quote from manual -->

"2. You have enough Windows knowledge that you will not be lost if you are told to "open MyComputer and find the H5 folder."

Again, we are not asking much here. Simply put, if you are helpless when it comes to your computer, you cannot expect to find those answers in this manual or from us. It is simply not within our scope or repsonsibility."



Dave, you're moving toooo fast. Where is the "how do I turn on my computer" chapter?





Seriously Dave, looking good so far. Any time frame on the Spanish language manual?

___________________________
“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.”

“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."

[Dave Schwartz]

Gibbon,

We don't need no stinkin' manuals, Gringo.

:lol:

Dave

[njcurveball]

Looks like a fine piece of work Dave.

One suggestion, if you want to add credibility, wear your Yankees cap in your picture. :ThmbUp:

[Tom]

Oh, I need a computer?
Drat!

[Dave Schwartz]

NJCB,

One suggestion, if you want to add credibility, wear your Yankees cap in your picture.

Let's wait until this weekend is over, shall we? <G>

I thought we were going to pick up a game both of the last 2 nights (with Boston down 8-1 on Tuesday and 4-0 on Wednesday) but Boston keeps slithering away.


This weekend is our last chance at them, right? 'Course all of a sudden we're looking pretty good in the wildcard.

Did you catch Giambi's slammer the other night? Outside pitch, opposite field. Just where you would have pitched him.


Dave

[njcurveball]

Did you catch Giambi's slammer the other night? Outside pitch, opposite field. Just where you would have pitched him.


Dave


Spot on call! But we need more than 1 hit per week from him. When does his next shipment of HGH get to town? :eek: