ljb
06-13-2007, 10:34 PM
A group of kindergartners was trying very hard to
> become accustomed to the
> first grade. The biggest
> hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
> NO baby talk! "You need
> to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding
> them.
>
> She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
> "I went to visit my
> Nana."
> "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
>
> Use Big People words!"
>
> She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a
> ride on a choo choo."
> She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
>
> You must remember to use "Big People words."
>
> She then asked little Zach what he had done. "I read
> a book," he replied.
> "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did
> you read?"
>
> (I love this)
>
>
>
> Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his
> chest with great pride
> and said, "Winnie the SHIT".
> become accustomed to the
> first grade. The biggest
> hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
> NO baby talk! "You need
> to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding
> them.
>
> She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
> "I went to visit my
> Nana."
> "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
>
> Use Big People words!"
>
> She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a
> ride on a choo choo."
> She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
>
> You must remember to use "Big People words."
>
> She then asked little Zach what he had done. "I read
> a book," he replied.
> "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did
> you read?"
>
> (I love this)
>
>
>
> Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his
> chest with great pride
> and said, "Winnie the SHIT".