Hilton released from jail; Charles Manson said to have tummy ache...

[JPinMaryland]

Former Beach Boy singer and some time lunatic, Charles Manson, is scheduled to be released from a California prison this coming Friday. Apparently the aging conspirator to murder is suffering from an undisclosed stomach ailment and his confinement is no longer desirable.

"It's just really mean to keep a guy like Manson in prison when his bowels are this backed up " said a spokesman for the California State Penal Dept.

[Gibbon]

Perhaps Scooter Libby can keep her company.

Prison is not the place to be when your nickname is Scooter.





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[kenwoodallpromos]

If a rash, you ask "Is Paris burning?" My guess is can't have theraputic Methadone in jail, so the sheriff let her out to get Methadone high.