Carbon Credits for Head Calls

[delayjf]

If we put a limit on Torlet paper usage as Cheryl Crow suggests, will men get an automatic carbon credit when they don't a "pesky" visit. If so, would that amount to sexual discrimination. :confused:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

I swear reading this just made my day. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Steve 'StatMan']

Remind me not to shake hands with her. Either of them if they're in agreement on this.

Silly me, thinking the whole point of using toilet paper was to not get it all over one's hands.

[Pace Cap'n]

She is full of "pesky occaisions".

Remember "Demolition Man", and the three sea shells?

[DJofSD]

Does the Sears catalog count? Crap, that's right, they don't publish one any more.

OK. Let me use the same stuff the nomads use. They've got a good handle on this global warming thing. Oops - never mind, that's what the left hand is used for.

I got it! With all of that corn we're going to be growing for E85 fuel, how about recycling those corn cobs!

[Tom]

What a complete idiot she is.
And unlike Obama, she is NOT clean.:eek:

Wonder what other little hygene things she is cutting corners on....yuck!

[lsbets]

Maybe that's why Lance left her ..........

[chickenhead]

She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".


The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.

better make both sleeves detachable if I only get one sheet of tp.

[fergie]

Ya' know--I've always enjoyed her music but this kind of taints it. Can't believe she'd put her name and rep on such a crappy subject.

Fergie:lol:

[Tom]

Now she says it was a joke.
One of two things.....

1. She wants to not look so stupid.
2. She tried it.

[Ponyplayr]

Now she says it was a joke.
One of two things.....

1. She wants to not look so stupid.
2. She tried it.3.She's French.