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Tee
03-29-2007, 05:11 PM
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.

God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there's
nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
rest of our days." Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break."
"Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think
I'll just wait for the police...."


NOW I ASK YOU - IS THAT MORE EVIL OR GENIUS?

melman
03-29-2007, 07:08 PM
Hey Tee where you been, out working on your short game?? Here are the Masters Odds for this year.

Woods 7/5
Mickelson 8-1
Els 12-1
Singh 12-1
Furyk 22-1
Goosen 25-1
Stenson 30-1

Here is my hot tip for ya Tee. Take Stenson at 30-1 for $100 and a saver on Woods for $50. :)
This Henrik Stenson has been red hot and already has moved up the 5th in the world rankings.
Also tee any luck on getting to carry Natalie Gulbis bag for this season?? :jump:

Tee
03-29-2007, 07:21 PM
It's still snowing Mel, so I've been playing poker & playing the ponies a bit when not playing poker. :)

I'll take Geoff Ogilvy over Stenson - both making their second starts at Augusta.

Charles Howell might be a good play & I'll throw K.J. Choi in there as well.

My chalk will be Vijay Singh.

I will have to play much better before anyone will carry my bag!! :D

keilan
03-29-2007, 10:11 PM
Tee was her name "Katia" ;)


Tomorrow there are four "9 furlong turf races" at Gulfstream, I'm gonna throw some picks up in selection forum after scratches. Jump in if you have time.

Tee
03-29-2007, 10:18 PM
Tee was her name "Katia" ;)


Tomorrow there are four "9 furlong turf races" at Gulfstream, I'm gonna throw some picks up in selection forum after scratches. Jump in if you have time.

Two of em are msw races. I might just have to get pp's & take a look.

Katia eh? ;)

keilan
03-29-2007, 10:24 PM
If you haven't changed your email addy -- I sent you an output for tomorrow.

Let me know if you didn't recieve it.

Tee
03-29-2007, 10:28 PM
Good to go!!

Thanx K,

Tee