Today's Andy Capp

[banacek]

http://www.comics.com/creators/andycapp/index.html

[Lefty]

My favorite Andy Capp was many yrs ago and Andy coming out of a betting shoppe with a wad of money and says: "Some days, i'm a fifty thousand dollar a year man."

[Light]

Heard Micheal Wrona use a line like Capp's,calling a race. Said somthing like he is 8 lengths off the pace and last is....well, he'll have to catch a cab.