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Tote Master
12-22-2006, 05:56 AM
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’Twas the weekend before Christmas, when all over the track
........All the horses were stirring, and even those on their back

The early bets were all made by connections with care
.......In hopes that their entry would eventually be there

The players were settled and their bets all been said
........While visions of dollars signs danced in their head

And I with my laptop in hand, and friends with their cappin’
........We had just sat down for some more race-card flappin’

When out on the track there arose such a clatter.
........We sprang up from our seats to see what was the matter

Then away to the windows we flew like a flash
........I tore open my wallet, to store all the cash

The hoofs left impressions on that new harrowed surface
.........It gave proof of the winner’s illustrious purpose


When, what to my wandering eyes on the tote should appear,
..........But a huge standout, and eight others that never looked very clear

With a little old jock, so poised at a glance
..........I knew in a moment that we must take a chance

More rapid than eagles these horses they came,
..........They were all so familiar, we knew them by name,

Come on Prince of Gold, now its your turn to shine
..........Give it your all so we won’t lose a dime!

At the top of the stretch it suddenly took the lead!
..........Now dash away! Dash away with all of that speed!

As the others began to falter, the Prince starts to fly,
..........While they’re deep in the stretch, many wondered why,

So down the final 16th they all really flew,
..........All trying catch him, but we all ready knew,

And then, with a thunder we all heard the proof
..........The galloping and driving of every big hoof

Then I looked at my tickets, and I was so glad .
..........That I smiled at those who knew what I had

The Prince was all covered from his head round his girth,
..........And his coat was moistened with sweat and dry earth

That bundle of bucks we all stashed away
..........And we felt like a million on that wonderful day


Our eyes – how they glistened because we felt so great!
..........Our pockets were bulging, from all the weight!

The people around us were speechless at best
..........When they heard of our winning on that last horse’s test

Some were stumped at the thought and gritted their teeth
........And the smoke from their cigars hovered over their heads like a wreath

Our broad smiles were obvious, grinning from ear to ear
........That shook these guys up, when we yelled out with a cheer

We were so happy and glad, to see this all happen
.........That I started laughing when I saw my friends clappin’


In a wink of an eye and a twist of his hand to show us his thumb,
...........My friend soon remembered, why he had come

He spoke not a word, but went straight to the window,
...........To Cash all the tickets and fill his pockets with dough

Then swiping a finger along side of his nose
...........And giving a nod to the connections he rose

He sprang back to his seat, to watch all the rest
...........And away each race ran, us knowing the best

Later I heard him yell out, as we all celebrate

"Merry Christmas to All, wasn’t that Great!"

composed by Tote Master - 2006

jballscalls
12-22-2006, 10:45 AM
Very nice!!!

boomman
12-22-2006, 11:01 AM
:ThmbUp: I agree with Jason! This is awesome! Boom

Vigors
12-22-2006, 03:04 PM
......some Holiday spirit to put ( or keep ) us away from our calcluating
minds for 5 seconds, and focus on some things most of us take for granted
during the year...except for about a week during December. I'm sure it took some real time and perseverance to create a great send-up on a great poem
( time that most of us would be spending on a "so-what, meaningless pic-4" )
My hat's off to you Tote-master...for making us stop and think...even if for
only a few minutes that it takes to re-adjust our priority's.......Thank You....

PlanB
12-22-2006, 06:47 PM
Tote Master, have you done more stuff like this?

Zman179
12-22-2006, 07:13 PM
The poem was mushy, you just couldn't stop it
...Now pardon me folks while I get up and vomit. :faint:

j/k

Tote Master
12-23-2006, 07:19 PM
Every so often I feel like writing something nice about a game that I’ve thoroughly enjoyed and been playing in earnest since Canonero II won the Derby. I’ve written some other pieces as well, and my wife keeps telling me to put it all together in a book. Maybe someday I will.

In the meantime, I hope some of you enjoyed reading it as much as I did composing it.
It’s the season for giving and I’ve tried to do that here.

(Zman I feel for you man!
My suggestion for you would be simply to stop smoking those cigars!)

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!!