PriceAnProbability
12-19-2006, 12:30 PM
Let MERCK by Churchill Downs, and the other drug companies buy the other tracks, legalize everything, have full disclosure, and use the race results for medical research.
Just think of the commentary:
GUINEA PIG (#2) looks imposing in this field, but has just been started on the controversial drug "Paceaprin" to get that extra boost of early speed. Horses who are first-time Paceaprin (TM) do very well, often winning by large margins, as long as they don't experience the drug's only negative side effect of dropping dead on the far turn. Should that happen, LABRAT (#1) might suffer in proximity. No other horses are on Paceaprin (TM), a methamphetamine, so Guinea Pig is also the "only speed" in the race. Due to the death rate of 26 percent with this drug, however, it is wise to demand odds of 3-2 or greater.
Just think of the commentary:
GUINEA PIG (#2) looks imposing in this field, but has just been started on the controversial drug "Paceaprin" to get that extra boost of early speed. Horses who are first-time Paceaprin (TM) do very well, often winning by large margins, as long as they don't experience the drug's only negative side effect of dropping dead on the far turn. Should that happen, LABRAT (#1) might suffer in proximity. No other horses are on Paceaprin (TM), a methamphetamine, so Guinea Pig is also the "only speed" in the race. Due to the death rate of 26 percent with this drug, however, it is wise to demand odds of 3-2 or greater.