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Tom
11-16-2006, 06:06 PM
What do you call a gladiator who had a sex change operation?



Ben Hur
Dan Montilion
11-16-2006, 06:29 PM
Aka.... BEEN HIM.
bigmack
11-16-2006, 06:36 PM
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.

“Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation"

“What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?” “Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”
PlanB
11-16-2006, 07:12 PM
Maybe this is off thread, but I know this guy & his wife & they moved to Idaho from NYC & he, for his reasons, decides to get circumsized at age 28!! OUCH.
The drs do it & put his manhood in a Huge Gauze & tell him, "umm, try not to
get a boner for the next 3 days" ...........LOL, of course all the nurses know this and they play, coming into his room & rubbing his back, lookin Lolita like.
And yeah, all you heard from Harry's room was, AHHHHHHHHHHHH. lol. You
gotta acknowledge the playfull side of medicine.
banacek
11-16-2006, 07:12 PM
Or a nun with a sex change?

A transister
DJofSD
11-16-2006, 08:50 PM
Poor Bambi -- not even safe when dead on the side of the road! (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html)