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andicap
06-19-2001, 08:50 AM
I get a ton of these and 99% suck.
This is the exception.

Andicap


An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in
love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they
decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his
beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While
the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.
That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
> They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is
still unsatisfied.
> Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay," says the rabbi to the
husband, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife
and you wave the towel over them."
> Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work
with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
screaming orgasm.
> The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly:
"You see, schmuck? THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"

smf
06-19-2001, 10:49 AM
Andicap,

"That's a good!"

Here's proof that real life stories are almost as funny as jokes.

Wonder if 99% of the "professional robbers" of the world don't clue in others of their modus operandi?


http://www.dallasnews.com/metro/stories/397225_taco_19met.ART.html

HRH
06-19-2001, 01:22 PM
That reminds me of a Television show a couple of years back about bloopers committed by criminals. One guy(he was employed at the time) went in to rob a bank. The first thing that he did was to get his paycheque cashed. Then he robbed the bank. Needless to say the police had his name, place of employment etc. off of his paycheque.

Tom
06-19-2001, 09:56 PM
We used to have a little convienient store called 7G's
(becasue that's what it cost the owner to open the place back in the '70s).
On night, about 3-4 am, a kid robs the lone clerk and gets away with a few hundred dollars and some sandwhiches. Less than an hour later, the local police found the now unmasked robber sitting at his kitchen table counting the loot and eating the ham on ryes.
It had just snowed and the tracks from the 7G's led straight to the guy's back door in the fresh fallen snow.
The man was astonished-"How did you guys find me?" he asked the cops, as they led him away. This was my friends's first day on the job as a police officer and he still says this is the dumbest guy he ever collered.
Tom