andicap
06-19-2001, 08:50 AM
I get a ton of these and 99% suck.
This is the exception.
Andicap
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in
love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they
decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his
beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While
the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.
That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
> They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is
still unsatisfied.
> Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay," says the rabbi to the
husband, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife
and you wave the towel over them."
> Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work
with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
screaming orgasm.
> The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly:
"You see, schmuck? THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"
This is the exception.
Andicap
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in
love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they
decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his
beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While
the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.
That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
> They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is
still unsatisfied.
> Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay," says the rabbi to the
husband, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife
and you wave the towel over them."
> Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work
with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
screaming orgasm.
> The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly:
"You see, schmuck? THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"