Five surgeons (humor) unbiased

[ljb]

This pretty much sums it all up.


Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.


The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."


The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."


The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."


The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
Those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and
when the job takes longer than you said it would."


But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable.

I love election years....
Don't forget to Vote!


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[Dave Schwartz]

Finally, something that we can agree on!


Thank you.


Dave Schwartz

[PlanB]

LOL. I'm gonna steal that one.

[DJofSD]

A bunch of engineers are sitting around at a party, discussing the nature of the God, and who designed women.

The mechanical engineer states that God must also be a mechanical engineer because "if you look at all the pulleys and levers that drive the body, how the tendons and muscles and bones all work together, well, it's just amazing."

The chemical engineer says that no, God has to be a chemical engineer because "if you look at all the chemical processes that drive the body, how the hormones and the brain and the glands and everything else all interact, well, it's just astounding."

The electrical engineer says that no, God has to be an electrical engineer because "if you look at the circuitry of the body, how the thousands upon millions of nerve cells transmit signals from one part to another, well, it boggles the mind."

The civil engineer speaks up last of all and says, no, God is definitely a civil engineer, because "only a civil engineer would run a sewer through a playground. "