Heard a CLASSIC line last night..

[sq764]

..in the bathroom at the Phillies game and see a father standing there waiting for his son (had to be 4 or 5 years old) to wash his hands. His son just kept washing and washing and his dad says:

"Sam, you're not going into surgery, let's go"

[DJofSD]

Yes, and a few minutes prior to that, the same father was heard telling his son, 'dance, wiggle or prance, the last three drops end up in your pants.'

[toetoe]

Shake it more than twice, and it won't be very nice.