Funniest Movie Line Ever

[Dave Schwartz]

On a lighter note...


Be forewarned: This is political humor. Watch at your own risk. ;)

http://www.horsestreet.com/BBSImages/BobHopeTellsIt.wmv

[bigmack]

From the film, The Ghost Breakers 1940. Paulette Goddard inherits a haunted house in Cuba.

Haunted indeed, as I believe it was filled with Dems and Fidel

Like peas in a pod

[46zilzal]

very funny movie a lot like Abbot and Costello's Hold that Ghost

[Tom]

Good one , Dave! :lol:

[Overlay]

Dave's original link has expired, so I'll re-post it:

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I revived this thread, because I was looking for an appropriate place to mention a line (which had to be an ad lib, in my opinion) that cracks me up every time, no matter how often I see it. It's at the 21-second mark from the "we're bad" sequence from Stir Crazy, the line that Richard Pryor says to Gene Wilder just before they go off-camera as they're walking down the row of cells in the jail, before the camera cuts to the next part of the walk. (I don't know whether the director intended to film the walk as one continuous sequence, but I don't think he could have. You can hear Gene Wilder start to laugh (I assume uproariously) just before the camera cuts.)

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[PaceAdvantage]

For some reason, I thought Gene Wilder was dead...happy to discover he is still alive (79-years-old).

[ElKabong]

it was his wife/ gf Gilda Radner that died.

[PaceAdvantage]

it was his wife/ gf Gilda Radner that died.I knew that. I just thought I had remembered him passing a couple of years ago.

Obviously not.

[ElKabong]

here's a revised line in BLAZING SADDLES i'd like to see given the nation's newfound love for gubmint assistance.

Harvey Korman's going up to the movie ticket window, flashing a fake card trying to get in free, says "Stu-dent?"..... Instead of "Student" he says "Snap Card?"

[Dave Schwartz]

Silly me... had to google "snap card."

[ElKabong]

Silly me... had to google "snap card."

You need to read OT more to catch up on this stuff, Dave ;)

[JustCoolGene]

Hey Dave...Check out this movie line made especially for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHw6KXbvazs

Gene :)

[ElKabong]

Sherriff Bart: A man who drinks like that without eating breakfast is gonna die

Waco Kid: When?

[thaskalos]

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[ElKabong]

Billy Ray Valentine: YEAH! Sounds to me like you are a couple of bookies.

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[PhantomOnTour]

Bounty Hunter: "A man's gotta make a living"
Josey Wales: "Dying ain't much of a living, now is it?"

[Rookies]

I've always liked this one in TS. (Segue: I seem to recall that TS was originally ginned up as a "Just say no to Drugs" Movie on the Beeb! :lol: ;) )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1tJJO_pVvQ
"Discusses" the relationship between Scotland & England...:rolleyes:

[wisconsin]

"1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!!"

"What the hell is a gigawatt?"

Possible my favorite movie scene.

[witchdoctor]

Saw this one today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wse_hgca220

[ElKabong]

Saw this one today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wse_hgca220

i bypassed that vid, went directly to "try to maintain eye contact"....i failed

[johnhannibalsmith]

Saw this one today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wse_hgca220

That's the last film I saw at the Thee-ate-her - I know some people hate it, but I figured I'd go out on top, because I love that movie. There's a ton of worthy quotes from that one that could be included here.

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[ldiatone]

any one remember this movie.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBr2mR91RbQ

[Actor]

On a lighter note...


Be forewarned: This is political humor. Watch at your own risk. ;)

http://www.horsestreet.com/BBSImages/BobHopeTellsIt.wmvSo you had to go back 72 years to find that, huh?

You only have to go back 4 years to find a Republican joke.

[Greyfox]

In the movie When Harry Met Sally a line stated by a woman at a table, who in real life is Rob Reiner's mother, makes a classic line that has to rank right up there with the best ever.

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[mountainman]

Dirty Dancing (this one just never gets old): "Nobody puts baby in a corner"

And then there's my personal fave from an obviously uncomfortable Clint Walker soldiering out a (presumably meager) paycheck in a cheapo made for tv flick predicated on (yep) a haunted piece of construction machinery. Faced with skepticism concerning the accidents befalling his crew, walker pulls his hardhat low, gulps hard, steels his jaw and actually says : "All i know is that bulldozer kills."

[PICSIX]

Most truthful lines; from the movie, "Blow":

Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.

Money isn't real, George. It doesn't matter. It only seems like it does.


Funniest is from the movie, "Hall Pass":

Grace: What the hell is wrong with you two? You are completely obsessed with sex! This morning you left the computer on cockgobblers.com!

Fred: I get my weather from that site.

[Actor]

I looked up the AFI 100 greatest quotes and only found two that are funny by themselves. I mean "I'll have what she's having" is funny only if you have the set up. The two that stand by themselves are:

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

AFI should do 100 funniest lines. I'm sure they could come up with something better than those two.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" isn't really funny but when De Niro said it in Godfather II it was funny, given the context.