baravot
09-03-2002, 06:38 PM
Received this the other day:
Getting things into perspective
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Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Muslim terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide? Let's just take a closer look at their lifestyle........
--- No premarital sex.
--- No booze. None. Never.
--- Sand. @#$^& sand everywhere!
--- No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
--- No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN. No TVG. No Hooters!
--- No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
--- Sand. @#$%^* sand everywhere!
--- No organized sports of any kind. That's right-- No Sports!
--- Women are to be completely covered and wear veils.
--- No thongs. No Victoria's Secret.
--- Very, very few cars.
--- Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels.
--- Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
--- Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish.
--- Sandstorms. More @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
--- Rags for clothes and hats.
--- Camel & goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.
--- Eating with your right hand only because you wipe your butt with your left.
--- Toilet tissue unknown.
---Sand. @#$%^&* everywhere!
--- No golf. Just sand traps.
--- Constant wailing next door...no wait, that's music.
--- Oh, and did I mention all that sand?
--- And when you die it's supposed to all get better...DAAA.........
IT'S NO WONDER THEY VOLUNTEER FOR SUICIDE MISSIONS!!!
Getting things into perspective
---------------------------------------
Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Muslim terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide? Let's just take a closer look at their lifestyle........
--- No premarital sex.
--- No booze. None. Never.
--- Sand. @#$^& sand everywhere!
--- No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
--- No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN. No TVG. No Hooters!
--- No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
--- Sand. @#$%^* sand everywhere!
--- No organized sports of any kind. That's right-- No Sports!
--- Women are to be completely covered and wear veils.
--- No thongs. No Victoria's Secret.
--- Very, very few cars.
--- Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels.
--- Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
--- Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish.
--- Sandstorms. More @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
--- Rags for clothes and hats.
--- Camel & goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.
--- Eating with your right hand only because you wipe your butt with your left.
--- Toilet tissue unknown.
---Sand. @#$%^&* everywhere!
--- No golf. Just sand traps.
--- Constant wailing next door...no wait, that's music.
--- Oh, and did I mention all that sand?
--- And when you die it's supposed to all get better...DAAA.........
IT'S NO WONDER THEY VOLUNTEER FOR SUICIDE MISSIONS!!!