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Dave Schwartz
07-11-2006, 12:16 PM
I am a grandfather for the 5th time this morning!

My daughter, Amy (Schwartz) Furman, gave birth early this morning to Michael Leland Furman. 22" and 9 pounds, 4 oz.

When interviewed, Michael said that his size would prevent him from entering the pinhead community (i.e. as a jockey) but that he was considering becoming either a running back, quarterback or heart surgeon.

He also said that in his spare time he would "clean up the Iraq thing" and discover a cure for cancer.

Personally, I am a little concerned about his IQ. In our first chess game this morning, he still had to point at his moves.

Light up them Havanas, guys!


Dave
rastajenk
07-11-2006, 12:20 PM
Gotta love it when they hit the ground running. :)
lsbets
07-11-2006, 12:44 PM
Congrats Dave - didn't realize you were that old! :jump: :jump: :jump:
JustRalph
07-11-2006, 02:13 PM
The fifth time? Jesus Amiga! don't your kids know what is causing this yet?

http://www.artie.com/fathers_day/arg-dancing-i-love-grandpa-green-on-black-sm-url.gif
Steve 'StatMan'
07-11-2006, 02:54 PM
Congrats Dave!
chickenhead
07-11-2006, 03:23 PM
Very cool Dave, congrats!
MONEY
07-11-2006, 04:54 PM
Cograts!:)
My kids are to dumb to make children.:lol:
CryingForTheHorses
07-11-2006, 06:19 PM
Congrats Dave!! As long as they are a chip off the old block, They will have a meaningfull and prosperous life..All the best
Dave Schwartz
07-11-2006, 11:46 PM
Thank you to everyone (including those in other threads).

Apparently there is some descrepancy on the weight. Seems the hospital says 9-9 instead of 9-4.

Dave

PS: He beat me at chess again.
PaceAdvantage
07-11-2006, 11:46 PM
Finally, a positive post to read on off-topic! Thank you Dave, and CONGRATS!


Where's the cigar icon when you need it?
PaceAdvantage
07-11-2006, 11:47 PM
I am a grandfather for the 5th time this morning!

By the way, if you read the above line the wrong way, someone in your family would most likely faint....
Tom
07-12-2006, 12:42 AM
Thank you to everyone (including those in other threads).

Apparently there is some descrepancy on the weight. Seems the hospital says 9-9 instead of 9-4.

Dave

PS: He beat me at chess again.

9-9???
What, she's got a puppy already:lol:

Congrats, you old codger, you!
Meet me at the Gold Coast next Tuesday night - drinks are on BillW! :rolleyes:
Dave Schwartz
07-12-2006, 01:00 AM
Tom,

Tuesday? I have a class.

How about Wednesday for lunch if I can get away?

Dave
Secretariat
07-12-2006, 05:49 AM
Congrats Dave...How many now?
betchatoo
07-12-2006, 07:42 AM
Congratulations Dave! Ask him to spot you a rook and the chess game should get more even
Suff
07-12-2006, 10:11 AM
:ThmbUp:
Dave Schwartz
07-12-2006, 10:25 AM
Sec,

How many now?

LOL - Still five.

Dave
Tom
07-12-2006, 11:19 AM
Tom,

Tuesday? I have a class.

How about Wednesday for lunch if I can get away?

Dave

I have a class Wednesday.....HTR seminar all day.
Jake
07-12-2006, 04:29 PM
Dave,

Congratulations. I'm sure being a grandfather is a good fit. Enjoy.
BillW
07-12-2006, 04:42 PM
How about Wednesday for lunch if I can get away?

Dave

Dave,

Congrats and glad to hear all are healthy. BTW what are you doing in LV? or are you just going to pull the Lear out of the garage for a day trip? :lol:

Bill
ljb
07-12-2006, 05:02 PM
Congratulations Dave,
Grandchildren are the reward we get for not killing our own children when they were teens. ;)
Dave Schwartz
07-12-2006, 05:02 PM
Thank you, one and all.

Bill,

as Vegas - I thought I'd come down and have lunch with you guys - maybe play some horses.

Dave
BillW
07-12-2006, 05:07 PM
Thank you, one and all.

Bill,

as Vegas - I thought I'd come down and have lunch with you guys - maybe play some horses.

Dave

I didn't think GC had a property in Reno, but wanted to make sure there wasn't a miscommunication :) .