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cj
06-25-2006, 12:39 AM
A happy 55th to our most prolific poster, Tom! Hope you cashed often today and enjoyed a nice cake, sans candles. We need to conserve wax. :D

lsbets
06-25-2006, 12:42 AM
Happy Birthday Tom! As a special gift, I'm sending you this link, I hope you enjoy:

http://www.spellcheck.net/

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Seriously, happy birthday!

DJofSD
06-25-2006, 01:26 AM
Take your pick of salutations! (http://www.shabbir.com/romance/bday.html)

Tom
06-25-2006, 01:29 AM
What kind of bone????:rolleyes:

Thanks, guys....going to bed now so I can stay awake for cake Sunday night!
Playing 5-5 doubles all over tomorrow, then having 7-7's, and I don't mean Thisltedowns!

PaceAdvantage
06-25-2006, 03:56 AM
Is it your birthday again!!??!!??!! :lol:


Seriously, HAPPY BIRTHDAY monkey man!

betchatoo
06-25-2006, 07:16 AM
Happy birthday you old monkey spanker :lol:

Overlay
06-25-2006, 08:40 AM
I didn't realize you shared a birthday with my daughter. (She's fifteen today, and not the least bit interested in horse racing. So much for astrology!)

Enjoy the day!

melman
06-25-2006, 09:18 AM
Hard to believe that age Tom, from looking at your avatar you do not appear to be a day over 18. :jump: :jump: Been up to Tioga Downs yet?? Nice summer night at Tioga parked outside the rail and betting the number 5 all night should make you feel younger. :D

KingChas
06-25-2006, 10:01 AM
:kiss: = :lol: = :jump: = :ThmbUp:

so.cal.fan
06-25-2006, 10:46 AM
Happy Birthday, Tom!
You comments really make this forum for me!
Sometimes we agree with you, sometimes we don't.
You often make us :lol:
You just enhance this forum! Have a great day, friend!

KingChas
06-25-2006, 11:06 AM
The hell with cake and candles,and horses.

We will just send Melmans avatars over for the day! :lol: :eek: :lol:

That's what I call hitting the Daily Double! :faint:

Steve 'StatMan'
06-25-2006, 01:19 PM
Happy B-Day Tom!

Buckeye
06-25-2006, 02:04 PM
Age is only a number, and so what if you're older than me, so long as you continue to brighten my day?

Happy Birthday Tom!

You've got 5 more years of serious contribution to this board. I look forward to it. Seriously, it may be more than 5 years if you cut out the beer. Take care of yourself because we care about you! I think I've been here long enough to know a good thing when I see it.

Red Knave
06-25-2006, 02:48 PM
Have a good one you young whipper snapper! :D

headhawg
06-25-2006, 03:16 PM
Happy Birthday Tom. It seems like only 1000 humorous posts ago that I was wishing you the same thing. Have a great day. :ThmbUp:

Achilles
06-25-2006, 04:31 PM
I almost didn't stop by the board today, but I'm glad I did.

Happy Birthday Tom.....................and many, many more of them.

Cheers.......................Jack

freeneasy
06-25-2006, 05:06 PM
well i guess this calls for the old childhood song we all used to sing at each others birthdays, you know the one, here lemme sing it for you, ok? but first lets start with a little warmup music, then we can get to the travel'n music.
ah-hem, memememeeeeee ok here we go, ya ready? sure? alrighty then but before we get started i'd just like to say, hey buddy, your A#1, and not only that but as far as iam concerned tom your the mold that all monkey's should learn to scratch their ass's by :lol:
ok, one more time, here we go, ah-hem, memememeeeee, lalalalaaaaaa
happy bithday to you
you belong in the zoo
you smell like a monkey
and you look like one toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :D
happy bithday kid-o

Tom
06-25-2006, 06:02 PM
happy bithday to you
you belong in the zoo
you smell like a monkey
and you look like one toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :D
happy bithday kid-o

:lol::lol::lol:

Tom
06-25-2006, 06:03 PM
Have a good one you young whipper snapper! :D

That was the nicest gift you could give! ;)

Ponyplayr
06-25-2006, 06:20 PM
Happy Birthday Tom

JustRalph
06-26-2006, 12:12 AM
tom


Happy Birthday............i wish you many more!

DJofSD
06-26-2006, 12:58 AM
Tom, true or false: what you use to do all night now takes you all night to do?

Tom
06-26-2006, 10:31 AM
Tom, true or false: what you use to do all night now takes you all night to do?

FALSE! :liar:

so.cal.fan
06-26-2006, 10:38 AM
DJ of SD,
obviously you don't frequent women's public restrooms in Canandaigua, NY.
I know a gal who visited that town.....Tom's name is legendary on the walls of those establishments!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

DJofSD
06-26-2006, 10:47 AM
:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

michiken
06-26-2006, 06:31 PM
Happy Birthday + 1

I am always late at these things.

Lefty
06-26-2006, 07:29 PM
Belated birthday ol buddy. Hope you didn't contribute to global warming by lighting thos candles. Many may more.

Dave Schwartz
06-26-2006, 07:32 PM
Belated happy birthday.

Are you enjoying that present I sent you?

Dave

Dave Schwartz
06-26-2006, 07:34 PM
obviously you don't frequent women's public restrooms in Canandaigua, NY.
I know a gal who visited that town.....Tom's name is legendary on the walls of those establishments!

SCF,

(This certainly cannot pass without some comment on my part.)

Is that the same number that is on Tom's "amateur gynocologist" business cards? :lol:


Dave

PS: Free, you are singing off-key. :lol:

Tom
06-26-2006, 09:49 PM
Belated happy birthday.

Are you enjoying that present I sent you?

Dave

Like a kid in a candy store! :jump:

Tom
06-26-2006, 09:50 PM
Belated birthday ol buddy. Hope you didn't contribute to global warming by lighting thos candles. Many may more.

I bought some of those 50 hour patio candles, labled them Hcap, Sec, and Ljb and they are burning 24-7 on my deck!:D

karlskorner
06-26-2006, 11:06 PM
You have a long way to go yet, I'm 80 and the people I sit with at the track call me "sonny". Belated good wishes.

boxcar
06-27-2006, 12:09 AM
I bought some of those 50 hour patio candles, labled them Hcap, Sec, and Ljb and they are burning 24-7 on my deck!:D

Happy belated birthday, Tom. You're almost as young as I am. :)

Boxcar

NoDayJob
06-27-2006, 12:53 AM
:lol: By the time you reach my age you'll have at least 200k posts... HB :lol:

GaryG
06-27-2006, 11:40 AM
Belated Happy Birthday Tom...I was 55 once, enjoy it!

DJofSD
06-27-2006, 12:10 PM
I was 55 once, enjoy it!

What's that Frank Sinatra song -- how does it go: "When I was seventeen, it was a very good year..."

CryingForTheHorses
06-28-2006, 03:51 PM
A big Happy Birthday to you!!..I really enjoy your posts..Please advise where to send this crate of bananas..All the best to you!...