Solving several problems at once...

[Dave Schwartz]

(from a newsgroup I frequent)

This might help the situation and could solve several problems.


Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take the dirt and raise the
levies in New Orleans and put the Florida alligators in the moat.

[Tom]

Moat digging - is that a job no American will do? :rolleyes:

[Dave Schwartz]

:lol:

[JustRalph]

Moat digging? What about Cork Soakers?

[Indulto]

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take the dirt and raise the
levies in New Orleans and put the Florida alligators in the moat.Hey, they can’t even find a transplanted alligator located in a tranquil pond here, just south of Los Angeles, and so far it hasn’t devoured a single human.

Point is, even if they can find them in Florida when they want to, what kind of deterrent are they likely to be. Can Piranha survive in a moat?

The key to this whole venture is whether the transplanted sand can be used for synthetic racetrack surfaces (Speedytrack?) (underlay, underlay) :D