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GlenninOhio
04-01-2006, 11:41 AM
I'm not making this up - it's from Bris' "Bloodstock Journal" for 4/1.

"Thoroughbred Palace"

1-3/4 mile main track with "world-class" turf course.

Main surface will be "Naturetrack", touted as major improvement over poly.

All forms of gaming, Celine Dion and air-conditioned barns.

Thoroughbred Palace coming to the desert

In a surprising new development, a consortium of businessmen has announced plans to build North America's largest racetrack in the desert outside of Las Vegas. Scheduled to open in 2007, the new facility will be known as the Thoroughbred Palace and feature a 1 3/4-mile main track and a world-class turf course inside of it. A spectacular infield lake, with a floating casino and other water attractions, is planned, and officials believe horsemen will want to run on the main track's new surface, Naturetrack.

"Instead of turning to Europeans for a solution in improving track safety, we hired a team of American scientists who have developed Naturetrack, a sand-like surface that is better than Polytrack," said Mike Jackson, spokesman for the Thoroughbred Palace. "Instead of using silicone or other chemicals, scientists utilized a new process that turns tree bark into a rubbery-like surface that will ensure a fair, even racing surface that is impervious to weather conditions in the area. There won't be any respiratory concerns because Naturetrack is made of organic materials, including herbal supplements that inhibit bleeding, and is 100 percent safe to inhale.

"Naturetrack will significantly reduce injuries," Jackson continued. "Drainage is also better. Horizontal and vertical drainage both have their flaws -- Naturetrack drains diagonally, which will make a big difference. And forget about kickback, we promise that won't be an issue. Naturetrack is sure to revolutionize the sport for the better."

Details of ownership remain vague, but Michael Jordan, Steve Wynn and the Maloof brothers are all rumored to be partners in the new desert track. There is speculation that retired Hall of Fame jockey Jerry Bailey is being recruited to be the track's general manager.

All forms of gambling will be available in the massive new facility, with card rooms, keno and even a bingo hall planned alongside the gigantic casino. There will be plenty of glitz and glamour throughout the new plant, and management plans to lure top-notch entertainers like Tom Jones, Celine Dion and Danny Gans to perform at the soon-to-be biggest theatre in Las Vegas. The Thoroughbred Palace will also have a VIP room on its top floor for high rollers who want to wager or just enjoy some entertainment.

Air-conditioned barns, lakeside villas, an equine spa and many other amenities are available to horsemen, and ownership will promote the advantages of new computer technology at the Thoroughbred Palace.

"Live Thoroughbred racing will thrive in Las Vegas," industry expert Newton Wayne explained. "The sport still hasn't caught up to the 21st century at most tracks, but the Thoroughbred Palace will be different -- it will be a magnificent achievement on many fronts."

GlenninOhio
04-01-2006, 11:48 AM
OMG - was I "April fooled"???!!!

Could very well be.

stlseeeek
04-01-2006, 11:57 AM
why would wynn spend so much jack to build his own casino, then cut his throat by taking away action from his casino.


i find this hard to believe, no way the casinos allow this. they would fight bingo parlors, yet allow a race track that offers casino gaming!



april fools

Dave Schwartz
04-01-2006, 12:02 PM
"Live Thoroughbred racing will thrive in Las Vegas," industry expert Newton Wayne explained. "The sport still hasn't caught up to the 21st century at most tracks, but the Thoroughbred Palace will be different -- it will be a magnificent achievement on many fronts."

I think Newton Wayne is a clue.


Yes, I'd say you've been "gotten." And pretty well done, if I might say so myself.

(Perhaps you should consider suing them? <G>)


Dave

GaryG
04-01-2006, 12:19 PM
This is funny as hell! I didn't know anybody at bris had a sense of humor.

Skanoochies
04-01-2006, 12:32 PM
Tom Jones and Celine Dion? :lol: :lol: :lol: They should be stranded on an island together. :D :D

JustRalph
04-01-2006, 02:12 PM
Tom Jones and Celine Dion? :lol: :lol: They should be stranded on an island together. :D :D

Tom Jones would tear thru her like Sherman did to Atlanta! And she would love it! :lol:

cj
04-01-2006, 02:15 PM
This is funny as hell! I didn't know anybody at bris had a sense of humor.

They should have spent more time on their charts from 3-31, GP and Tam are both missing races.

shanta
04-01-2006, 02:47 PM
Tom Jones would tear thru her like Sherman did to Atlanta! And she would love it! :lol:


oohhhhhhhhh :lol: :lol:

kenwoodallpromos
04-01-2006, 03:00 PM
"Details of ownership remain vague", (just like the source of the story!).

kenwoodallpromos
04-01-2006, 03:17 PM
Sand-like track made of tree bark and herbs? To drain diagonally?
I do not even know if their story about Saratoga's "Oklahoma Training Track" is real- they said it would open earlier (SOONER)!

BlueShoe
04-01-2006, 04:29 PM
Good spoof for April Fools Day.Las Vegas actually did try live racing.Back in the mid 60's racing was conducted on a 1/2 mile track called Thunderbird Downs.They raced on weekends.Purses and handle were very small,and,as we know,live racing did not survive.