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toetoe
02-01-2006, 12:26 PM
KD will now be The Kentucky Derby Presented By Yum! Brands. Yummy! :jump:

I always wanted KFC to be the first to besmirch the KD, as in:

The Kentucky Fried Derby. Others:

The Indianapolis Fortune 500.

The World Sirius.

The Campbell's Souper Bowl.

The Taco Bellmont Stakes.

The Epson Printers Derby.

The Grey Goose Cup.

The Iditapod.
GaryG
02-01-2006, 12:41 PM
Maybe another bowl game, Sani Flush presents the Toilet Bowl from Flushing NY.
Valuist
02-01-2006, 12:52 PM
If Met Life sponsored the Met Mile, at least they wouldn't have to change the name.
toetoe
02-01-2006, 01:16 PM
The An-Star Game. (On-Star .. ? ..)
kenwoodallpromos
02-01-2006, 01:34 PM
How about the Dallas-Crown (horse slaughterhouse) Triple Crowm series?
Indulto
02-01-2006, 03:00 PM
Vlasic BC Classic

Gerber’s BC Juvenile

Jenny Craig Fall Highweight Handicap
toetoe
02-01-2006, 03:21 PM
The Arlington Who Wants To Win A Million?

The Jim Beam W.

The Washington, D.C. International Harvester

The Damon Fun-Yuns(sp.?) Stakes

The Chevrolet Malibu Stakes

The Nissan Diego Handicap

The British Airways Columbia Derby

Hey, remember the "reality" show about owning a horse? It was awful when the horse in the final came with a winning move and the announcer (Trevor?) called the "owner's" name instead of the horse's? I wonder how much dough was involved in that one? :faint:
Tom
02-01-2006, 04:00 PM
Elmer's Glue Derby :eek:

The Alpo Triple Crown
falconridge
02-01-2006, 04:43 PM
Old Crow presents ... The Sub-bourbon Handicap
toetoe
02-01-2006, 05:26 PM
The Laura Nyra Memorial Mile. For those who resent true talent, or need current "superstars" mentioned all the time, how about the Nyra Sedgwick Mile? For a few runnings, anyway?

Nyra my God to thee. :D :bang:
Overlay
02-01-2006, 06:27 PM
Old Crow presents ... The Sub-bourbon Handicap

I thought sure that you of all people would have a comment about toetoe's "World Sirius" in order to give credit where credit was due, such as suggesting that the full name be "The Ring Lardner World Sirius"
JustRalph
02-01-2006, 07:26 PM
Old Crow presents ... The Sub-bourbon Handicap

Now that was a good one.................
toetoe
02-01-2006, 08:30 PM
Overlay,

If yer gunna talk Stengelese, then ya know, all the bets? They're off.

The Sub-Bourbon might have to be weight-for-aged?

The Coaching Club Of America Phil Oaks? Maybe make it a benefit for ill folks, even?