Chuck Norris Humor (?)

[Dave Schwartz]

There is a theme here.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Dick Schmidt]

Chuck Norris is the only human being to ever use all the features in HSH!


Dick

"People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence, they're begging for rule by brute force, when the biggest, strongest animals among men were always automatically 'right.' Guns ended that, and social democracy is a hollow farce without an armed populace or Chuck Norris to make it work."
- L. Neil Smith, The Probability Broach

[chickenhead]

Secretariat was the only horse ever sired by Chuck Norris. The only one he didn't roundhouse kick in the face before the age of 2.

[chickenhead]

Mullins Milkshake
Active Ingredient: 1% Norris Sweat

[DJofSD]

Stallions that are being difficult while in training, often rather have the ulimate alteration rather than have Chuck Norris called in by the owner or trainer.

Where's that steakhouse located?

[chickenhead]

Norris doesn't need a teaser. Ever.



Chuck Norris's oddsline is accurate. Always.




That story you've heard about Agua Calientes grandstands being destroyed by a gigantic mound of dried horsecrap? Wrong, it was a Chuck Norris round house kick.





(ok I'll stop now, promise)

[toetoe]

Man walks past his wife through his bedroom, sheep under arm, and says, "This is the pig I occasionally make love to."
Wife: "Moron. That's a sheep, not a pig."
Man: "Please speak only when spoken to."

[JustRalph]

Chuck Norris is the only guy I have ever heard of, who had his Vasectomy Heal itself after ten years..............that is how he got the twins a few years back.


That is one tough Hombre.....................

BTW, I am not kidding.........this really happened

[toetoe]

Ralph,

How exactly should that read in the program? Reverse gelded since last start?

Nothink vill be as it vas?

[falconridge]

How exactly should that read in the program? Reverse gelded since last start?

Nothink vill be as it vas?That has to be the most nostril-tightening specimen of pun-gency I've ever smelt! :eek: :faint:

I just dip mine into a jar of vas-eline, massage vigorously, and ... voilà!

Well ... that's what it's for, isn't it? ;)

[toetoe]

" ... and it's Whatsisname from Cat Ballou to win ... BUY A NOSE!"

Apologies. Always was kinda fonda that flick.

[falconridge]

" ... and it's Whatsisname from Cat Ballou to win ... BUY A NOSE!"You mean ... Stubby Kaye? :faint: What kinda shenanigans is this!? :eek:

[Tom]

#9.....:lol: :lol: :lol: