Dan Poop is at it again

[Tom Barrister]

Got yet another ho hum boring sameo sameo solicitation from Dan Pope. This one is the old "fantastic secret that made fortune sold/found/told to by old/dead/widow/sick/retiring professional horseplayer who wants to share such secret with the world" con game. Promises longshot winners, maybe 8 out of 10. Two examples, both paid big. Uses the Beyers but adds that any speed figures would work great. Usual money back guarantee. Usual stupid testimonials. Usual contradictions. Looks like ad was written in one sitting.

Have to pay for five versions of it, for different circuits. Order now and have golden opportunity to be part of his trifecta selection service. No website. No Paypal. No credit cards.

Even listed his cell phone. Am thinking about giving the number to the kiddies on #prankradio so he can get hundreds of calls....none for his system though. Probably a Tracfone throwaway anyway.

[fergie]

Yeah, that sounds right--bought one of his systems years ago--you know, going to hit 40-50%. Felt like Hilary at a male strip club---seemed like everyone hitting and having fun except me. After something about 1 for 20 I gave it up. Suggest everyone stay far away from his offerings.:ThmbDown:
Fergie

[NoDayJob]

Got yet another ho hum boring sameo sameo solicitation from Dan Pope. This one is the old "fantastic secret that made fortune sold/found/told to by old/dead/widow/sick/retiring professional horseplayer who wants to share such secret with the world" con game. Promises longshot winners, maybe 8 out of 10. Two examples, both paid big. Uses the Beyers but adds that any speed figures would work great. Usual money back guarantee. Usual stupid testimonials. Usual contradictions. Looks like ad was written in one sitting.

Have to pay for five versions of it, for different circuits. Order now and have golden opportunity to be part of his trifecta selection service. No website. No Paypal. No credit cards.

Even listed his cell phone. Am thinking about giving the number to the kiddies on #prankradio so he can get hundreds of calls....none for his system though. Probably a Tracfone throwaway anyway.

:D

What if I told you that I'm the old "fantastic secret that made fortune sold/found/told to by old/dead/widow/sick/retiring professional horseplayer who wants to share such secret with the world". Of course, you still believe in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus, don't you? BTW, I'm still waiting for my money from Danny Boy. Can't understand how he affords a cell phone, unless it's hot!

:D

[toetoe]

Fergie,

Bad visual, man, but FASCINATING as a hypothetical study. Maybe with Her Nibs in a veil, it's imaginable. Maybe Billy Jeff could tip her with a cigar, hmm? :lol:

[GaryG]

Fergie,

Bad visual, man, but FASCINATING as a hypothetical study. Maybe with Her Nibs in a veil, it's imaginable. Maybe Billy Jeff could tip her with a cigar, hmm? :lol:
How about our Bobby?

[toetoe]

Ew, ew. :eek:

[toetoe]

Good evening, porn fans. How-wid Cosell heah. Weah heah at Vince Fostah's posthumous bach-lah paa-tee. Not much action so fah ... oh, DOWN GOES RODHAM! DOWN GOES RODHAM! :eek: