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Dave Schwartz
12-22-2005, 10:21 PM
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many
others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and
was very much in favor of the distribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a
feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had
participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her
father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he
thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes for
the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The
self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth
and she indicated so to her father.

He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 40 GPA, and let
him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very
difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to
go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a
boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all
her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is you friend Audrey doing?"

She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by, college for her is a blast. All
she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA.
She is so popular on campus, she's always invited to all the parties, and
lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung
over."

Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office
and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only
has a 2.0. That way you will both have 3.0 GPAs and certainly that would be
a fair and equal distribution of GPAs."

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired
back, "That wouldn't be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades! I've
invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to
nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the Republican
Party."

schweitz
12-22-2005, 11:01 PM
Priceless :lol:

toetoe
12-22-2005, 11:14 PM
" ... she had a 40 GPA ..."

Dave, she may go the way of the inept secretary, i.e., right out of town. She missed a period. :D

DJofSD
12-22-2005, 11:40 PM
Reminds me of the two cows .... (http://www.weirdity.com/jokes/twocows.shtml)

Dave Schwartz
12-23-2005, 02:13 AM
DJ,

I love that one!

Thanks.

Dave

witchdoctor
12-25-2005, 07:26 PM
a.. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the
country.
b.. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the
country.
c.. The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to
run the country.
d.. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the
country but don't understand the Washington Post.
e.. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
running the country, if they could spare the time.
f.. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country.
g.. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure
who's running the country.
h.. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running
the country, as long as they do something scandalous.
i.. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
there is a country, or that anyone is running it.
j.. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
country.
k. The Detroit Free Press is read by people who will kick your
ass.

highnote
01-01-2006, 02:24 PM
Post script:

Audrey's father is also a Republican and a high ranking government official. With his political connections she was admitted to Harvard and "earned" an M.B.A.

Audrey never held a political office, however, she was recently nominated to run for governor of her state on the Republican ticket.

In a recent interview Audrey says, "Just because my wisdom was not gained academically, does not mean I am unqualified to govern."

;)

Post post script:

I don't know what this means, but she sounds pretty smart to me. :D

Dave Schwartz
01-01-2006, 02:35 PM
Witch Doctor,

I love it!


Dave

Tom
01-01-2006, 05:44 PM
WD...hilarious...especially k.:D