Millionaire

[LutherCalvin]

My wife and I were watching 'WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" while we were in bed.

I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex?"

She answered, "No."

I asked "Is that your final answer?"

She replied, "Yes."

Then I said "I would like to phone a friend."

That is the last thing I remember.

[Dave Schwartz]

LOL

[keilan]

Luther that's your 1st funny post in 3 years

[freeneasy]

make her an offer she cant refuse, i mean next time ask her if she'd like to be a millionaire and if she says yes then you go ahead and ask her if she'd like to have sex, see, and if she says yes and its the last thing you remember then you know you made out ok, see. :D

[Suff]

Luther that's your 1st funny post in 3 years

It was worth the wait though. top-notch funny. That is going in my bag of tricks...and I'm using it as my own. Good one!..:lol:

[Speed Figure]

"Twenty dollars"



On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.



This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.



Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.



Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.



Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"



That's when she shot him! :eek:

[toetoe]

Luther,

Even I get a 50/50.
Last night the Mrs. said we'd celibate. I said, "You mean celebrate." No, she knew what she meant.