trying2win
08-28-2005, 03:31 AM
Here are some clean bachelor jokes. You might know some fellas (maybe even some PA members) who resemble a neurotic, commitment-phobic bachelor as described in the following jokes. Wait a second, some of these jokes describe me...LOL.
DEFINITIONS OF A BACHELOR:
One who avoids Bride-Eyed women.
One who believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.
One who believes that one can live as cheaply as two.
One who can get into bed from either side.
One who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
One who can have a girl on his knee without having her on his hands.
One who can leave his socks and wallet lying around the house.
One who can't be Spouse-Broken.
One who doesn't have to leave the party when he starts having a good time.
One who is a Free male.
One who is allergic to Wedding cakes.
One who is Footloose and Fiancee-free.
One who is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on his shirt.
One who knows all the ankles.
One who knows how to hold a woman's hand so that she doesn't get a grip on him.
One who knows if he has a steady girl on the string, he may wind up on a leash.
One who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.
One who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is...Single!!!!
One who looks, but does not leap.
One who never chases a woman he couldn't outrun.
One who never makes the same mistake once.
One who never met a girl he couldn't live without.
One who never Mrs. anything.
One who never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"
One who plays the game of love and manages to retain his amateur standing.
One who usually has his hands full trying to loosen a woman's grip.
One who thinks marriage is a three ring circus...engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.
One who wakes up in the morning with all of the blankets.
One who washes only one set of dishes.
One who when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he turns Stone-Deaf.
One who when he opens the window in his apartment, more dust blows out than in.
One who won't take `Yes' for an answer.
One who would rather mend his socks than his ways.
One who believes marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!)
One who believes he is incomplete unless he gets married. Then he gets concerned if he did, that he'd really be finished!.
T2W
DEFINITIONS OF A BACHELOR:
One who avoids Bride-Eyed women.
One who believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.
One who believes that one can live as cheaply as two.
One who can get into bed from either side.
One who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
One who can have a girl on his knee without having her on his hands.
One who can leave his socks and wallet lying around the house.
One who can't be Spouse-Broken.
One who doesn't have to leave the party when he starts having a good time.
One who is a Free male.
One who is allergic to Wedding cakes.
One who is Footloose and Fiancee-free.
One who is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on his shirt.
One who knows all the ankles.
One who knows how to hold a woman's hand so that she doesn't get a grip on him.
One who knows if he has a steady girl on the string, he may wind up on a leash.
One who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.
One who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is...Single!!!!
One who looks, but does not leap.
One who never chases a woman he couldn't outrun.
One who never makes the same mistake once.
One who never met a girl he couldn't live without.
One who never Mrs. anything.
One who never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"
One who plays the game of love and manages to retain his amateur standing.
One who usually has his hands full trying to loosen a woman's grip.
One who thinks marriage is a three ring circus...engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.
One who wakes up in the morning with all of the blankets.
One who washes only one set of dishes.
One who when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he turns Stone-Deaf.
One who when he opens the window in his apartment, more dust blows out than in.
One who won't take `Yes' for an answer.
One who would rather mend his socks than his ways.
One who believes marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!)
One who believes he is incomplete unless he gets married. Then he gets concerned if he did, that he'd really be finished!.
T2W