From the lighter side.....

[Tom]

The situation with illegal aliens is getting out of hand....

[Tom]

Heard on Jay Leno tonight...


"The price of gas is so high, guys in LA are hiring hookers to siphone tanks for them!"

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In his truth in labeling segment, Pizza boxes now contain this waring label:
"Possible side effects include unwarraned paranoia - that person following you is probably your ASS!"

[trying2win]

Two questions, I hope someone can answer:

1. First, does anyone wanting to add a light humor attachment here on this thread, have to get permission from PA first?

2. If not, what's the procedure for adding an funny photo let's say, on to a post on this thread?

Thanks,

T2W

[trying2win]

I had a laugh when I received some spam lately from somebody allegedly named LEO SHAFTO, offering his sports picks. I checked and he does have a website. However, you'd think that even if that was his real name, that he'd change it. Some people might doubt his credibility if they saw his name online...LOL.

T2W

[JustRalph]

Two questions, I hope someone can answer:

1. First, does anyone wanting to add a light humor attachment here on this thread, have to get permission from PA first?

2. If not, what's the procedure for adding an funny photo let's say, on to a post on this thread?

Thanks,

T2W

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[trying2win]

Ralph,

Thanks for the info.


T2W

[ljb]

Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.



As luck would have it a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.







The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but she could wait until it was returned.



Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.







She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.



Always resourceful she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.



As she was pouring the gas into her tank two men watched from across the street.



One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic!

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