freeneasy
05-12-2002, 08:00 PM
Yeah yeah, today I was kickn back watchn the playoffs, cappn the form, nothin serious in mind, turnd on the puter, clicked on churchhillwith about 4 minutes left to the 4th. liked the #4 but with no time didnt pushe it and passed.
cCome the 5th i call the offshore book an put in a little $16 p-3, playing it 1346/ 58/29, with the 2 & 9 in the 3rd leg looking pretty damn dawgone good to win, if I get past the first two legs.
Well 1/2 hr later I check the results an it turns out the 6 horse (spur creek) wins it paying some $104 bucks or so. hmmm last time I remember having a hunnert dollar winner goin ina pck-3 was ah, well jeepers, musta been,ah well lets be honest yesterday (never). shesus.
1/2 hr later the 5, sweetmilk creek hits and pays like $13 bucks or so, and now, realizing Boy Im sittin in the catbird seat now baby, I get up n strut around like Mick Jagger doin his red rooster.
well cool cat that I am,( ho boy here it comes) I calmly remove my spectacles and with eyes closed place my thumb and third finger at the top of my nose, you know, that spot on your nose ,rite in between your eyes and begin to message with a nice soft pressure while letting myself come to that point of inner peace, self and calm ( BS, BS, BS) and listening to my conscience describe all the rite and good things I can do with the winning proceeds.
well long story short, the 2 & the 9 came 2nd & 3rd and tomarrow when I wake up I go back to work cleaning out clogged up sewers & drains for a fun living.( if you ever see one of them school bus vans driven around smogg filled L.A. with the logo SARGEANT ROOTER, then that would be me)
Welp, the only question I want to ask is, What title wouuld you have given this thread, shesh
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cCome the 5th i call the offshore book an put in a little $16 p-3, playing it 1346/ 58/29, with the 2 & 9 in the 3rd leg looking pretty damn dawgone good to win, if I get past the first two legs.
Well 1/2 hr later I check the results an it turns out the 6 horse (spur creek) wins it paying some $104 bucks or so. hmmm last time I remember having a hunnert dollar winner goin ina pck-3 was ah, well jeepers, musta been,ah well lets be honest yesterday (never). shesus.
1/2 hr later the 5, sweetmilk creek hits and pays like $13 bucks or so, and now, realizing Boy Im sittin in the catbird seat now baby, I get up n strut around like Mick Jagger doin his red rooster.
well cool cat that I am,( ho boy here it comes) I calmly remove my spectacles and with eyes closed place my thumb and third finger at the top of my nose, you know, that spot on your nose ,rite in between your eyes and begin to message with a nice soft pressure while letting myself come to that point of inner peace, self and calm ( BS, BS, BS) and listening to my conscience describe all the rite and good things I can do with the winning proceeds.
well long story short, the 2 & the 9 came 2nd & 3rd and tomarrow when I wake up I go back to work cleaning out clogged up sewers & drains for a fun living.( if you ever see one of them school bus vans driven around smogg filled L.A. with the logo SARGEANT ROOTER, then that would be me)
Welp, the only question I want to ask is, What title wouuld you have given this thread, shesh
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