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LutherCalvin
04-15-2005, 09:51 PM
Ladies and gentlemen...let`s get ready to rumble! In this corner wearing the red trunks from Germany, Joseph `The Enforcer` Ratzinger! And in this corner wearing the black trunks from the darkest continent, Francis `Third World` Arinze! Gentlemen, let`s have a good clean fight. Keep your punches above the belt, and when I say break, take one step back. Scoring will be done by secret ballot of 115 Cardinals. There is no three knockdown rule. We will vote until someone gets 2/3 of the vote plus one. Alright, shake hands and come out fighting.