wes
02-09-2005, 07:20 PM
A husband was sitting watching TV,
when his wife walked up behind him
and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket
with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of
oneof the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked
up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet,
which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, in the hospital he sees his wife standing beside him angry
stating the marriage was over. He asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wes
when his wife walked up behind him
and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket
with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of
oneof the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked
up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet,
which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, in the hospital he sees his wife standing beside him angry
stating the marriage was over. He asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wes