INQUIRY LIGHT IS ON!!!

[Storm Cadet]

Please hold all tickets!!!!!

NYRA is checking on the weight that Santa and his reindeers carried last night! Seems like Spitzer and NYS Troopers are raiding Santa's office at the North Pole as we speak...

Word is also that Rudolf and Blixen were visited by Frankel 2 nights ago in their barn and have been taken to the drug testing barn for confirmation of extra "assistance" in their feed from Mrs Claus and the elves! They were interviewed this morning also from the NYRA reps but claim no knowlege of Mr Frankel...syringes were found in their posession, they are claiming that these were for "vitamin injections" as instructed by Richard Dutrow...

Keep tuned to Pace Advantage...Suff can you sneak into the backstretch and get us any info on this matter??? ;)

[JackS]

Now I know what Santa meant when he stated "I expect snow to blow in New York" in his pre-flight interview.

[The Hawk]

Yeah, and there's also a report that both the Aqueduct and Belmont grandstands and clubhouses are ovverun by dope-smoking miscreants, and the track super is a complete incompetent, and the tellers are thieves, the management couldn't care less about the players...oh wait, this stuff is actually true. Never mind.