Tahnksgiving Humor

[Tom]

A woman buys a parrot about a week before Thanksgiving and brings it home not knowing that the former owner was the madame in a brothel. This parrot knew quite a few words, not all of them fit for family listening.
The parrot starts talking dirty, and after several warnings to stop, the woman grabs the parrot and scolds it, "I told you to cool the swearing and you didn't listen. Now I am going to teach yo a lesson!"
With that, she puts the parrot in the freezer and closes the door. The parrot walks around the freezer, shivering and looking at all the food inside. Finally, after 15 minutes, the woman opens the door and brings the parrot out into the warm kitchen.
"Did you learn your lesson?" she asks the bird.
He looks at the woman and says, "What the HELL did than damn Turkey Say?????":p

[BIG RED]

............and this coming right from 'Tom the Turkey's' mouth :D

[Bubbles]

What planet are you from, Big Red? He's a monkey! :D

[ponyplayer]

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at
Thanksgiving But Aren't

10. "Talk about a huge breast!"

9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

8. "Don't play with your meat."

7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

5. "You still have a little bit on your chin."

4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"