Equineer
11-19-2004, 03:18 PM
After each election, as the ranting and raving subsidies... no matter who wins... who can fail to empathize with the plight of rabid neo-conservatives as they trudge to the mailbox every day... looking for invitations that never come, to either commiseration parties or victory bashes.
Good news! WIRED Magazine has found new hope for hostile neo-conservatives!
Researchers have long observed a link between love/sex deprivation and the asocial characteristics exhibited by neo-conservative extremists.
Two new How-To aids offer hope.
From Hong Kong comes the new V-Girl SIM that enables male neo-cons to learn effective heterosexual socialization techniques via wireless phones.
V-Girl teaches male neo-cons how to initiate and develop healthy relationships with normally socialized female personalities.
WIRED reference link: http://www.v-girl.com/home.htm (in English, no need to load simplified Chinese).
After the wooing, of course, male neo-cons are confronted by the daunting prospect of a first encounter with an enthusiastic love/sex partner.
How-To help is offered by "CybOrgasMatrix, a life-size "surrogate partner" cast from a mold made of big-bust model Pandora Peaks. It took 13 months and more than $100,000 to create the mold, and customers can request various skin tones, eye colors and hair styles for their custom castings.
Each love doll has a fully articulated metal skeleton, a robotic pelvis and enormous breasts that feel almost like the real thing. Each one also comes with a 3-D recording of Peaks actually having sex, along with wireless headphones and a mini-disk player for that fully immersive, multi-sensory experience."
WIRED reference link: http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/
And of course, free shipping is offered to Ohio residents. :D
Good news! WIRED Magazine has found new hope for hostile neo-conservatives!
Researchers have long observed a link between love/sex deprivation and the asocial characteristics exhibited by neo-conservative extremists.
Two new How-To aids offer hope.
From Hong Kong comes the new V-Girl SIM that enables male neo-cons to learn effective heterosexual socialization techniques via wireless phones.
V-Girl teaches male neo-cons how to initiate and develop healthy relationships with normally socialized female personalities.
WIRED reference link: http://www.v-girl.com/home.htm (in English, no need to load simplified Chinese).
After the wooing, of course, male neo-cons are confronted by the daunting prospect of a first encounter with an enthusiastic love/sex partner.
How-To help is offered by "CybOrgasMatrix, a life-size "surrogate partner" cast from a mold made of big-bust model Pandora Peaks. It took 13 months and more than $100,000 to create the mold, and customers can request various skin tones, eye colors and hair styles for their custom castings.
Each love doll has a fully articulated metal skeleton, a robotic pelvis and enormous breasts that feel almost like the real thing. Each one also comes with a 3-D recording of Peaks actually having sex, along with wireless headphones and a mini-disk player for that fully immersive, multi-sensory experience."
WIRED reference link: http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/
And of course, free shipping is offered to Ohio residents. :D