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Dave Schwartz
11-17-2004, 11:52 AM
Finally, a bumper sticker for BOTH political parties.
The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York State:

"RUN HILLARY RUN'

Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper.

so.cal.fan
11-17-2004, 01:29 PM
That's a good one, Dave.
I happen to hear this morning that Hillary is going to be on Greta Van Susteren's show....I think tonight?
Hillary is already hitting the Fox News Channel talk shows?
Now, I know Greta is not very conservative.....but for Hillary to start showing up on Fox? Is O'Reilly's Factor next? He did give her a plug the other night.

Equineer
11-17-2004, 01:33 PM
Thousands of Republican pilgrims are expected to show up for the festivities surrounding the opening of Clinton's Presidential Libarary. Bill is still the most compelling politician of our age.

Big Bill
11-17-2004, 02:42 PM
This Thursday Bill Clinton will dedicate his new presidential library in Little Rock, Arkansas. They say the Clinton Library will attract more than 300,000 visitors a year. One of the most popular attractions ... you’ll be able to ride the mechanical intern.

Sure, Equineer, he is a most compelling politician! NOT!

Big Bill

formula_2002
11-17-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Dave Schwartz
Finally, a bumper sticker for BOTH political parties.
The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York State:

"RUN HILLARY RUN'

Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper.

how about this one;

If you are a democrat, tomorrow morning, on your way to work, drive with your lights on.
Republicans return home in the evening with your lights off.

Tom
11-17-2004, 11:28 PM
Bill Clinton's Library and Massage Parlour.....now open.
Discount is he rubs you the wrong way.
Osama Bin Laden gets in free. And out free. Again. He has a lifetime pass from Billy the Zipper.

sq764
11-18-2004, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by formula_2002
how about this one;

If you are a democrat, tomorrow morning, on your way to work, drive with your lights on.
Republicans return home in the evening with your lights off.

this would not sound as stupid if you didn't already mention you are a republican..